<Janis Joplin>
Oh Lord, won't cha buy me a Cee Seven Vee,
The Feds all have Dee Enns, I must make 'em flee,
Worked hard in my Eff Five, just stayin' alive,
so Lord, won't cha buy me a Cee Seven Vee.
Oh Lord, won't cha buy me some more AMD,
all them damn droners, are cheezin' on me,
I run 'round the map, droppin' mines and that crap,
so Lord, won't cha buy me some more AMD
Oh Lord, won't cha buy me some free ECM,
I see all those Hydrans come Borin' right in,
I get ripped a new one, its no longer fun,
so Lord, won't cha buy some free ECM.
Oh Lord, won't cha buy me a big alpha strike,
next to the others, I must take a hike,
they laugh at my weapons, I fill my Depends,
so Lord, won't cha buy me a big alpha strike.
Oh Lord, won't cha buy me a decent rear shield,
my backside, she's- a deep fried, whoever I do meet,
Forget that good turn-rate, my ass they do cheese-grate,
so Lord, won't cha buy me a decent rear shield.