Topic: A Glorious Battle! Warlock Lives to Fight Again!

[gornrule]

  Gorn/ISC Border
  0830 EST
  Aboard BCHV Tracey's Lacies

   Sir! We are being hailed!  It's Former Chancellor Dogmatix and Tracey Greenough on open chat channels.

     Put Boris and Natasha through at once.

    Shall we meet in battle?  Your pitiful C7V against my fine beast?  I'll wager I can take the both of ya.!

         Dog:  I , er, I'm feeding Minimatix right now.  And I have to go to work.  Yeah, that's it. I have to go to work.

         Tracey:  If you want my panties that bad, just ask , you sexy yank!

     Then meet me here.  Ensign, beam the coordinates to them.

    The great ships began to lock horns, with Tracey vowing to stay out of it. (More Fed lies!)  Dog starts with his usual missile spread, while closing fast.  Set the PF's to defend me.  Fight through about what seems like 40+ missile waves.  Shields low but holding.  All systems rdy.  Tracey, the, the, wench, is taking pot shots at me on my open shield.  Such a womanly thing to do.  One PF goes BOOM.  Dogmatix does his J'inn T-bomb impression, and I sneak a few past his now open shield.  Tracey still plinks away.  Open combat with 2 TWO C7V's.  No way I'll survive.  Just then, my agent deep inside the Klingon empire, Minimatix tosses applesauce on her master's keyboard.  Dogmatix has left the fight!  The mission ends, I'M ALIVE and get 368 pp to BOOT!  HAH!  I beat both of ya!  I'm the best!  

    On a sad note, my agent, Minimatix, her cover blown, had to make for open space immediately.  The Klingons have put a 'Time Out' bounty on her head.  Her sacrifice was not in vain!  I lived AND WON!



  GG, both of ya.  Maybe when you have more time, Doggy.  I'm not as bad as I once was.

  Gwarlock
  Commander GDA Tracey How's About a Garter Belt?  

[KBF-Dogmatix]

Haha!  

It was almost just as you described!  You "agent," Minimatix (aka Jessica the Destroyer, aka the Warrior Princess) has been pestering me pretty miuch the whole battle.  She tugged on my clothes...pried my hand off of my mouse many times...pulled the mouse pad out from under the mouse, etc, etc, etc....


Then...just as I thought the coast was clear and was wheeling back around to finally make you pay for your insolence...*boom*.  "Minimatix" suddenly appears on the OTHER side of me...next to the CPU.  Her lightning-fast Klingon Warrior instincts kick in and she has the faceplate door open on the front of my case.  She then deftly presses the power button JUST long enough to freeze my system into a hard lock.  "The HORROR!"


So...that wacky flying and not taking advantage of certain situations had everything to do with your "agent."  Well done, placing one so close to a former Chancellor!  I  dropped an SP and I'm not even sure what happened to it because of Jess' distractions.


BTW...yes!  You have gotten better!  Let's call it two C7s, though..since neither one of us launched our fighters.  In a C7V, G-BCHV fight...I'd give you the edge right up until I bagged the rest of your PFs.  I think I got two of them.  I would have gotten more is Jessica the Barbarian hadn't interfered.  My t-bombs were poorly-placed as a result of her attentions.  heheheh...



GG, though...it was fun!  Again...I did note some improvement in your skills!   Well played!  


One thing that always has been true about you...you're always game.  I dig that!
 

[FPF_TraceyG]

It was fun... we wouldn't have blown you up though (you do a good job of that yourself going by our encounter just prior to the engagement).

No wait, your account got credited with 520,000 prestige thanks to the mysterious pointed admin type who just can't help himself playing with the SQL database. Yes, we would have bloan you up... <snicker>

It was fun though, I have to say Gwarlock, when playing in pvp against you (or with you), I'm never much concerned about winning (I guess that could be taken either way)... I mean... errr... it's always fun, and that's the main thing. You could have complained that it was unfair, but you didn't, instead you knuckled down and did your best. I salute you.

[Maxillius]

yeah GG against my Monarch Carrier this morning  That was the first time I'd ever gotten the PFs out of the way like you're supposed to.  That SCS in our 2nd match is an EVIL EVIL boat, even tough I traded down for ya.

I look forward to seeing that Cheese Carrier again, with a proper ship!!!