Topic: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD  (Read 3117 times)

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Maxillius

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DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« on: March 16, 2003, 01:16:31 am »
just go here, my lizardly friends.... http://208.57.228.3/ubb/Forum2/HTML/005207.html

...we Romulans will 'guard' your space from the mean nasty Feds while you're away

Maxillius

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2003, 11:29:11 pm »
BUMP

I guess y'all are Monty Pythoned out...

 

KATChuutRitt

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2003, 01:26:49 am »
No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic

LongTooth

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2003, 05:44:55 am »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2003, 06:07:31 am »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  




They are, and they aren't!

--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic

Bob Graham

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2003, 10:49:32 am »
What Gorn?

--Romulan Office of Contradiction

KATChuutRitt

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2003, 11:37:43 am »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  





--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic  




How utterly preposterous!  We  have been through this in great detail before Tracey.  And I tell you again

No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic
 

Maxillius

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2003, 11:48:08 am »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  





--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic  




How utterly preposterous!  We  have been through this in great detail before Tracey.  And I tell you again

No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic
   




I would deny the existance of the Argument Clinic debates, if I existed, which I don't
-Romulan Ministry of Denials and Coverups (Which doesn't exist)

KATChuutRitt

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2003, 12:09:29 pm »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  





--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic  




How utterly preposterous!  We  have been through this in great detail before Tracey.  And I tell you again

No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic
   




I would deny the existance of the Argument Clinic debates, if I existed, which I don't
-Romulan Ministry of Denials and Coverups (Which doesn't exist)  




No you wouldn't      

Maxillius

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2003, 01:06:59 pm »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  





--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic  




How utterly preposterous!  We  have been through this in great detail before Tracey.  And I tell you again

No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic
   




I would deny the existance of the Argument Clinic debates, if I existed, which I don't
-Romulan Ministry of Denials and Coverups (Which doesn't exist)  




No you wouldn't      




R-FQL RIS Gotcha shadows the Kzin fiend Chuut-Ritt's battlecruiser, slowly exchanging their entire armament of missiles with bananas.  They haven't noticed as yet, but when they do I'll be there to watch them slip up their own escape

what if they have pointed sticks?

SHUT UP

KATChuutRitt

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2003, 04:02:25 pm »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  





--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic  




How utterly preposterous!  We  have been through this in great detail before Tracey.  And I tell you again

No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic
   




I would deny the existance of the Argument Clinic debates, if I existed, which I don't
-Romulan Ministry of Denials and Coverups (Which doesn't exist)  




No you wouldn't      




R-FQL RIS Gotcha shadows the Kzin fiend Chuut-Ritt's battlecruiser, slowly exchanging their entire armament of missiles with bananas.  They haven't noticed as yet, but when they do I'll be there to watch them slip up their own escape

what if they have pointed sticks?

SHUT UP  



Now the first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to - release the Kzin!...

Kzin however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a Gorn.  ...

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KATChuutRitt »

Boracks

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2003, 11:40:21 pm »
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No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic  



Yes they are!
--Kzin Anti Argument Clinic  





--Diplomatic mediator for the peace keeping process between the Kzin Argument Clinic and the Kzin Anti-Argument Clinic  




How utterly preposterous!  We  have been through this in great detail before Tracey.  And I tell you again

No they are not!!

--Kzin Argument Clinic
   




I would deny the existance of the Argument Clinic debates, if I existed, which I don't
-Romulan Ministry of Denials and Coverups (Which doesn't exist)  




No you wouldn't      




R-FQL RIS Gotcha shadows the Kzin fiend Chuut-Ritt's battlecruiser, slowly exchanging their entire armament of missiles with bananas.  They haven't noticed as yet, but when they do I'll be there to watch them slip up their own escape

what if they have pointed sticks?

SHUT UP  



Now the first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to - release the Kzin!...

Kzin however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a Gorn.  ...

 




  Oh, look, a batch of peach cider, freshly pressed!  
 

KATChuutRitt

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2003, 12:14:16 am »
Kroma has your fresh squeezed peaches Borracks, go for it.....

Maxillius

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2003, 07:17:15 am »
<meanwhile, on the bridge of the R-FQL, the camera pans around to find the bridge crew, all ravishing Romulan women, all (almost) in skimpy bathing suits.  Camera stops with the captain, male, also in one of those skimpy outfits....>

"AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT"

Green

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2003, 05:01:09 pm »
Right ... we have discovered the genesis of the Gorn facination with flying  PFs.  



 


 
« Last Edit: March 18, 2003, 06:00:18 pm by Green »

Maxillius

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2003, 06:22:48 pm »
Cleese, Cleese, and more Cleese

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2003, 06:24:25 pm »
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Right ... we have discovered the genesis of the Gorn facination with flying  PFs.  



 


 




LOL!!! Chuut gets some of his own medicine!!

Goose

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2003, 09:32:02 pm »
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Cleese, Cleese, and more Cleese  




I never wanted to participate in such a disasterous thread...

KATChuutRitt

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Re: DOE GORN DISTRACTION THREAD
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2003, 12:22:23 am »
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Right ... we have discovered the genesis of the Gorn facination with flying  PFs.  



 


 




LOL!!! Chuut gets some of his own medicine!!  




Excellent Green, I'm flattered!

Always easy to get inside the Fed head, lots of empty space...