Topic: How many of you noticed that Bezos rocket looks just like a dong??!! (Read 4836 times)

Panzergranate · « **on:** July 24, 2021, 10:35:13 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW-Ch590IsI

Nemesis · « **Reply #1 on:** July 24, 2021, 12:35:05 pm »

He just wanted to make sure William Shatner would never fly on it.

Others claim that Billionaires and their rockets have begun to resemble each other and since Bezos is dick his rocket looks like one.

Still others have observed that the flight was a disaster as the rocket brought him back.

Panzergranate · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2021, 11:08:48 am »

Perhaps he should rename it "SS Dildo".

Jeff Bezos, not happy with just screwing the people of Earth, is now probing space.

Panzergranate · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2021, 11:13:35 am »

Quote from: Nemesis on July 24, 2021, 12:35:05 pm

He just wanted to make sure William Shatner would never fly on it.

George Takai might be tempted.

knightstorm · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2021, 11:57:46 am »

Well, the rocket is named after Alan Shephard. So maybe its a reference to the fact that he peed all over himself before his flight earning himself the nickname of "wetback."

AlDaja · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2021, 08:28:27 am »

Well, he is a dick head according to his employees.

Nemesis · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2021, 09:13:41 am »

He sued over a cloud contract he lost to Microsoft for so long that the contract was cancelled due to being technologically obsolete. ($10 billion)

He took NASA to the Government Accountability Office (GAO) over giving SpaceX the sole Human Landing System contract to land people on the moon as part of the Artemis Project (SpaceX was less than 1/2 the price with a massive cargo advantage and is already under development and has flown, whereas the competition only has mockups) and now that they ruled for SpaceX is taking it to court.

So yeah I'd say he sounds like a dick and that ignores all the stories out of Amazon.

Nemesis · « **Reply #7 on:** September 24, 2021, 04:50:46 pm »

Quote from: Nemesis on July 24, 2021, 12:35:05 pm

He just wanted to make sure William Shatner would never fly on it.

Seems I was wrong he is due to go up in October. It is unclear but he may be being paid to go.

knightstorm · « **Reply #8 on:** September 28, 2021, 12:57:33 am »

Didn't Shatner turn down a free seat on Virgin years ago?

Nemesis · « **Reply #9 on:** September 28, 2021, 04:04:15 am »

I hadn't heard of a free seat just that he was asked if he was going to go and said no. Sigourney Weaver signed up though.

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