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Official Voice: Hello, Michigan State Police.
J'inn: Yes I would like to report a case of child abuse.
Police: Yes sir! What is it? Beatings? Psychological? Bullying? Displaying picture of Trump?
J'inn: No it's worse!!
Police: You mean . . . gasp . . .
J'inn: Yeah he is telling his son stories!!
Police: Wait . . what . . . Sir, you realize this is a 911 line and using it for non-emergency B.S. is a crime right?
J'inn: J'inn Stories!!
Police: OH DEAR LORD!! <faint sound of a man trying not to barf> Name and address sir!??
J'inn <gives out Warsears' Facebook page>
Police: YIKES!! He looks sketchy! Hey this is the guy who was naked at the last union anti - NAFTA demonstration. With "I Got Your NAFTA Right Here" painted on his chest. <shudder> and the downward arrow.
J'inn: <stunned silence>
Police: We are on it sir. Thank you.