WTF!!!
I haven't even played a game online in like <insert teenage girl voice> forever <end voice> due to the amount of slacking going on in the game developer universe. I'm innocent, as always. Hell all I have done for the last few years is . . . lets see . . .
1. Suggest JJ Abrams take over the Star Trek stuff.
2. Suggest that he make the movies all about explosions and lame tongue in cheek jokes about prior Star Trek stuff.
3. Throw the entire canon out the window with a . . . wait for it . . . yes a super lame time travel reboot.
4. Plot holes? I love'em!!! (Actually if you love plot holes there is a Star Wars movie out that I can suggest)
5. Character development, what's that? Who needs it. More 'splosions please.
6. Oh yes, and I watched KOTH FLuf go slowly insane on Eve. Sold that idea to Malcolm Gladwell. Just wait for his next book . . . "Herding Cats to Madness"
Yes, Star Trek for the A.D.D. Crowd. It was my idea. Made some coin with it too.
But really, bastard? I am a saint. Okay, a prince. erm . . . a Mensch maybe?
Hey I am not that bad! Sheesh.
Where tha <censored> is my game? I got stress here.