Sorry Knightstorm but if your penis is shaped like that you are deformed. If you asked your girlfriend/wife to use a D7 or Bird of Prey model as a dildo I doubt you would be able to get her to try it due to the shape being wrong.
Looks more like a penis than it does like a shark
Kor bugged the council room. Kirk spoke there of his plans. Kor understood Kirks limitations and used those against him. Kirk did not anticipate Kors counter strikes. Kor did the out thinking.
Which he was able to do because he outgunned and outnumbered Kirk. Like the rest of those dirty beasts, Kor was well equipped to brutalize people who were unable to fight back on an equal footing.
As I once said:
To me only one Klingon in TNG was cut from the same mold as Kor, Kang and Koloth.
K'Ehleyr and she is half human. Only she fulfilled her duty with no regard for consequences to herself. Worf constantly tried to beg off duties. She travelled in a PROBE because that is what her duty required, Worf complained about 0 g even though he was going to fight the Borg. She turned down a ship and a council seat that were offered to her as bribes. True Klingon not a TNG Klingon. Like a true TOS Klingon she did not respect the Klingons of the TNG era or their traditions.
Can you imagine how Kor or Kang would have handled Q? With Worf's brute force and growling? I think not. Q would not have called one of them "micro brain".
Worf didn't refuse his duty in first contact. Picard asked him what he remembered of his zero-G combat training from the academy, and Worf mentioned that he remembered it making him sick to his stomach. Kor, Kang, and Kolath would have behaved the same way because they would have been just as frustrated at being in that sort of helpless situation as Worf was.
Kor was calm cool and collected not on the verge.
Kor ordered mass murder
Another quote from the past:
TOS Klingons:
Created our own technologies.
Kor defeated Kirk.
Kang took Kirk's ship.
The Romulans were our client state and bought our ships.
To fight us the Federation needed a Kirk
Squashed tribbles as the vermin they are. One does not war on vermin one stamps them out. There is no glory in killing tribbles.
The TNG so called Klingons:
Use Romulan technologies. (cloaks and Birds of Prey)
Use Federation technologies (photon torpedoes)
Have no culture and must steal one from the Earthers (Hamlet)
They hide their so called war ships with cloaks unless they can attack en masse.
They are a client state to the Federation.
They had to have a human choose their chancellor.
Rather than condemn a powerful traitor and face the consequences they chose instead to condemn a weak but innocent warrior.
When two WOMEN rebelled they needed the Federation again to save them from the Rebels and their Romulan weaponeers.
Use the phrase "if you were any other man I'd..." Do it or don't - bluster is not the warrior way.
To control them the Federation only needs a Picard.
Celebrate the Great tribble hunt as a glorious victory
And as I've said before and I'll say again, Klingon space travel is proof that if you put enough chimps in a room with typewriters with enough time you'll eventually have the complete works of Shakespeare. Kang was able to take the Enterprise because the flashing thing trapped most of the crew below decks, and turned all of the phasers into swords. The Klingons exchanged technology with the Romulans. The Romulans got more advanced weapons, the Klingons got cloaks. Also, its been fairly well established that Klingon honor only applies to dealings with other Klingons, and while those animals will whine like b*tches about how dishonorable other races are, they're more than willing to use underhanded methods themselves. Picard choosing the chancellor was a political decision of the dying chancellor who did not know who had poisoned him, and needed to make sure that a party not beholden to his murderer would choose his successor.
TOS Klingons are an organized Empire with a strong central authority.
TNG Klingons are "tribal" organized (to the extent they are) into Houses that spend more time backstabbing each other than building the Empire. They use outsiders to choose their chancellors and fund/equip/fight their civil wars. Could you imagine Kor bringing in Kirk to stop their civil war or choose a new ruler for them?
TOS doesn't give any indication how Klingons rule themselves, only how they oppress their subjects. The few episodes which show it indicate that that aspect of the Klingons remained unchanged in the succeeding century.
Kangs wife was his science officer.
They would still need a science officer even if it is viewed as an undesirable position.
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