Topic: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.  (Read 3822 times)

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Offline Nemesis

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The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« on: October 14, 2012, 04:24:21 pm »
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The saucers are shaped just right for skeet shooting.  The true reason for the Federation-Klingon wars, reflex shooting at skeets by weapons officers.  We train them too hard at times.

Found in an old post of mine when looking for something else.  :)
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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2012, 04:32:18 pm »
No, its because Klingons are dirty savages that are barely sentient.  Klingon space travel is proof that if you put enough chimps in a room full of type writers, and give them enough time, one of them will eventually end up typing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2012, 04:49:02 pm »
The TNG so called Klingons may qualify as you say not the TOS Klingons.  Watch Kor in Errand of Mercy.
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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2012, 06:38:20 pm »
No, its because Klingons are dirty savages that are barely sentient.  Klingon space travel is proof that if you put enough chimps in a room full of type writers, and give them enough time, one of them will eventually end up typing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

Sounds like what the White men thought of the Native Americans...and the Blacks...and the Hispanics...and the Orientals and just about eveyone else who wasn't a W.A.S.P.
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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 02:36:36 am »
No, its because Klingons are dirty savages that are barely sentient.  Klingon space travel is proof that if you put enough chimps in a room full of type writers, and give them enough time, one of them will eventually end up typing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

Sounds like what the White men thought of the Native Americans...and the Blacks...and the Hispanics...and the Orientals and just about eveyone else who wasn't a W.A.S.P.
Obviously, some viewpoints never change.

Jeez.....Perhaps we've been too hard on the Klingons.  Everyone remember to be sensitive of their feelings. 

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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2012, 12:46:35 pm »
An alternate explanation:

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20121028

Too much reliance on tech not enough on people.
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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2013, 01:38:51 pm »
No, its because Klingons are dirty savages that are barely sentient.  Klingon space travel is proof that if you put enough chimps in a room full of type writers, and give them enough time, one of them will eventually end up typing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

Sounds like what the White men thought of the Native Americans...and the Blacks...and the Hispanics...and the Orientals and just about eveyone else who wasn't a W.A.S.P.
Obviously, some viewpoints never change.

Feelings? Please explain how space trolls have feelings?

Jeez.....Perhaps we've been too hard on the Klingons.  Everyone remember to be sensitive of their feelings.

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Re: The true cause of the Klingon-Federation wars.
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2013, 11:38:37 am »
No, its because Klingons are dirty savages that are barely sentient.  Klingon space travel is proof that if you put enough chimps in a room full of type writers, and give them enough time, one of them will eventually end up typing out the complete works of Shakespeare.

Sounds like what the White men thought of the Native Americans...and the Blacks...and the Hispanics...and the Orientals and just about eveyone else who wasn't a W.A.S.P.
Obviously, some viewpoints never change.

Ohhhh :-X

Yes, I agree.  There is some truth to this I have noticed.  A W.A.S.P. is not to be taken lightly in my experience.
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