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Offline Sirgod

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Good news if your dying!
« on: October 27, 2011, 05:47:41 pm »
Now you can go in style!

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/eternal-image-launches-star-trektm-cremation-caskets-2011-10-27

ARMINGTON HILLS, Mich., Oct 27, 2011 (GlobeNewswire via COMTEX) -- Eternal Image, Inc. (the "Company") (otc pink:ETNL), a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, Brand-name memorial products, today announced that it has launched its line of STAR TREK(TM) cremation caskets.

"Our Star Trek(TM) cremation caskets provide customers with a complete package for their loved one's cremation service," said Nick Popravsky, VP of Sales & Marketing for the Company. "We will soon be announcing the availability of a new Star Trek(TM) cremation urn that will provide the perfect complement to this cremation casket line."

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So much better than the Kiss Casket.

Stephen
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Re: Good news if your dying!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 07:20:57 pm »
For an extra fee they should have your remains shot into space... Perhaps towards the sun in true ST style.

I like ST as much as the next guy, but I can't imagine a Star Trek urn would give special meaning to the end of your life... This reeks of eeking money from ST died hards. PARDON THE PUN rofl

Sales pitch:
"Hello friend! Live long and Prosper! What? Too late? Don't have the ability to transfer your katra? Thats ok! These genuine Star Trek memorial products are sure to symbolize the best of your life. As a bonus, its even possible the Kobali [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashes_to_Ashes_(Star_Trek:_Voyager) ] would find your remains and bring you back to life! Either way your investment in these memorial products will show your support for our Federation [PARAMOUNT?] and fund our ongoing missions to explore the universe. [THEY GET NEW IPADS] *For best chances with the Kobali, please do not cremate your remains..."
« Last Edit: October 28, 2011, 03:01:34 am by Strat »

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Re: Good news if your dying!
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 09:36:36 pm »
Now you can go in style!

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/eternal-image-launches-star-trektm-cremation-caskets-2011-10-27

ARMINGTON HILLS, Mich., Oct 27, 2011 (GlobeNewswire via COMTEX) -- Eternal Image, Inc. (the "Company") (otc pink:ETNL), a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing and marketing of officially licensed, Brand-name memorial products, today announced that it has launched its line of STAR TREK(TM) cremation caskets.

"Our Star Trek(TM) cremation caskets provide customers with a complete package for their loved one's cremation service," said Nick Popravsky, VP of Sales & Marketing for the Company. "We will soon be announcing the availability of a new Star Trek(TM) cremation urn that will provide the perfect complement to this cremation casket line."

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So much better than the Kiss Casket.

Stephen

please DO NOT advertise for the end game !    some of us are on that road. Im sorry but its not cool to show how some may pass be it their own desires.  This is old news.
« Last Edit: October 28, 2011, 09:00:14 pm by Kreeargh »
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