Teacher learns about Morals.
One day in class, the teacher had given an assignment, for all the kids to go home, and have their parents tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came in, and relayed their stories, and the morals from a bird in the hand, to Give a hoot don't pollute.
Finally, she came to Jennie, the last girl in her class. She asked her, did she have a story, and Jennie said yas.
"My Dad told me this one about my mom, who was a Marine Corp fighter Pilot in Iraq."
She paused "She was shot down over enemy territory about two years ago, and all she had on her was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and her K-bar."
"she quickly had drank the Flask of whiskey on the way down, since such things where illegal in the country, and when she landed, she was immediatly surrounded by 20 Iraqi attackers."
"she killed the first 15 with her pistol, which was then out of ammo, Four more with the K-bar, but then the blade broke. The last one she killed with her bare hands."
At this point the teacher slightly worried asked her "But what about the moral of the story?"
Jennie smiled with glee "Don't mess with Mommy when she is drunk."
Stephen
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