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Offline Bonk

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Technical Definition
« on: January 15, 2011, 07:26:09 am »
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Re: Technical Definition
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2011, 10:33:50 am »
 :laugh: I like that one  :laugh:

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Re: Technical Definition
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2011, 11:01:43 am »
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Re: Technical Definition
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2011, 06:51:30 pm »
Ah reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. 2 men where fling to Seattle airport in a helecopter when they got caught in sever fog. and lost their bearings. Just then a building appeared out of the fog on the right. The pilot handed the other man a large peice of cardboard with "Where am I?" on it.

A few minutes went by and then 1 of the people in the building held up a sign the read "You are in a helecopter."

The pilot then flew straight to the airport. After landing the passenger confused about the whole thing asked "How did that answer help you find the airport?"

The pilot replied "It told me that was the Microsoft building and that we where hovering next to the IT floor."  The passenger looked even more confused at this answer, to which the pilot responded "Like most IT people they gave me an answer that was technicaly correct and completle usless."


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Re: Technical Definition
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2011, 10:49:50 pm »
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Re: Technical Definition
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 12:14:52 am »
*blinks several times, shakes head, then grabs shotgun and loads with rubber chicken shells*  This is an act of mercy, Bonk.  *takes aim*  We loved you man!!!
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Re: Technical Definition
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 12:23:34 pm »
LOL