first off, i was being completely serious.
as far as bob lazar. i felt immediately upon discovering lazar's story and still feel, that he is nothing more than a gov't sponsored misinformation story put in place to pull heat off secret bases, area 51 being the most noteworthy. something about him and his story never felt right. it just didn't "gel" for me. it was way too convenient and just answered too many questions too easily. i feel that if he was legit, he would have been "silenced" by our gov't by the usual means (read into that whatever you want). of course, i could be totally wrong and he is just the gov'ts way of breaking the existence of aliens to us slowly.
i feel that about 99.9% of all alien abduction stories to be imagination of the people involved. lono i would suggest the book "DMT: the spirit molecule" by Dr. Rick Strassman. in his book he explains that through research that he believes that most alien abduction and near death experiences can be explained by enthogenic DMT (DMT, dimethyltryptamine is the chemical produced in our brain that produces dreams. it is high psychedelic and my personal favorite "sacrament") people who experience these false abductions and near death experiences are people who produce more DMT than normal and in times of stress release it all at once leading to the experience. it is an excellent book and i have communicated with Dr. Strassman personally and he is a great person doing very needed work. there is a documentary based on the book and his study coming out very soon (by the end of the year i am told). read it and you will learn some really cool stuff about our brains and internal chemistry!
i like to sum aliens up to people with this story. if humans were to space travel and find an exoplanet and were able to get to it AND just happen to find intelligent life on it or at least sentient life on it, what do you think we would do? most people don't want to admit it, but we would take one of these creatures and study it. i believe that if alien abduction stories are true, i think that the cause is simply that the aliens have found us and because of the same higher intelligence arrogance they are doing the same thing. just something to think about.
my belief in aliens comes more from the reports of pilots, astronauts, and people who are not in the usual profile of "ufo nuts" that have many reports on sightings and such. i believe the fact that our government spent time and money to set up a procedure to deal with first encounters when it did was not an accident. it was planned due to information classified to the general public. my gut instinct as a scientist also tells me that aliens exist. there are so many planets out there that there has to be life somewhere else other than just here. time will tell i guess. i personally can not wait until we can actually meet aliens and learn more about ourselves and them at the same time.