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Offline Sirgod

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JOTD: bistro
« on: May 25, 2010, 05:18:45 pm »
A group of 40-year-old buddies gather to discuss where they should all meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the "Flanagan’s Bistro" restaurant because the all waitresses there have low revealing tops and great breasts.

Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the "Flanagan’s Bistro” because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

Ten years later, at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they have a lengthy discussion about where they should meet.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the "Flanagan’s Bistro" because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet.
Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the "Flanagan’s Bistro" because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet.
After mulling it over, somebody suggests that they should meet at the "Flanagan’s Bistro" restaurant and everybody agrees it would be a great idea because they've never been there before.
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Re: JOTD: bistro
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 05:22:09 am »
I'll give it 3 stars...

Just wait until you're my age

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