There's no need. I have a solution to the problem already. I do hearby proclaim myself, Norton II, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. As the first order of business of my reign, I will find a solution to the problem which satisfies all parties involved. Afterwards I will see about banning fat people from public transportation, because it is not fair to all of the other passengers who have to make way for their thunderous bulk. Then I will order the airlines to take steps to ensure that screaming children do not bother other passengers who are trying to sleep on early morning flights.