this reminds me of the 1994 gen-con. a bunch of us went and ran into a group of "klingons" who either did not know or did not care that spandex should have a weight limit. this was also the group that spawned one of the funniest comments ever uttered by one of my friends. these klingons just walked around all day making strange "klingon-like" noises, mostly "arrggghh". finally after one pass of this collective "arrrrrgghhh" my friend stopped and deadpanned the now famous, "you are klingons, not pirates!", which just absolutely floored us with laughter and made the klingons hastily retreat!