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Offline Sirgod

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Blonde Joke
« on: August 02, 2009, 01:15:46 pm »
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the bloody height of this flagpole, but we don't have a bloody ladder.'


The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.

Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height and she gives us the bloody length.'

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 09:02:54 pm »
LOL.

Nice joke.  My name is Dash though...not Paddy...and I'm still waiting to know the height of it...
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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2009, 10:49:52 am »
Hehe, Thought you might like that one Dash.

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