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Offline toasty0

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« on: July 18, 2009, 10:01:19 am »
Me: “Thank you for calling [bank], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I just got my statement in the mail and it says at the bottom to call this number for questions?”

Me: “Yes, that’s right.”

(A long pause follows.)

Customer: “OK, so…what are the questions?”

Me: “No ma’am, that’s in case you had any questions about your statement that you wanted to ask us.”

Customer: “Oh OK, good. Because I really don’t have the time to be answering your questions.”
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Re: Questions
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 10:09:44 pm »
 These people have computers, driver licenses and can vote.  :smackhead:
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Re: Questions
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2009, 07:59:55 am »
It's the last one that scares me the most.
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Re: Questions
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2009, 02:36:30 pm »
LOL, I have so wanted to do something like that to those companies.

Stephen
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