Topic: THERES Klingons on the starboard bow starboard bow Starboard bow JIM!!!!  (Read 1776 times)

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Offline Khalee1

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 HEH My new fav song

Offline Sirgod

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LOL, Old classic Dr. Demento. Still funny as hell.

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My favorite is still this one, but I can't remember who did it:

Helmsman (with a high southern drawl), "Captain, Captain! What's that in space ahead?"

Captain, "Oh no its another space turkey! Darn this solar system anyway, nothing but space turkeys! Get the phasers on that bird!"

CLICK

Helmsman, " Captain, Captain all the stars have gone out!"

Captain, "No you fool! You've leaned on the button! Turn the viewer back on!" CLICK "Now get the phasers on that bird!"

CUE ANGELIC MUSIC, THEN SOUND OF PHASERS FIRING

Space Turkey, "I am an angel of the Lord... AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!"

Captain, "Ahhh, that baked him good!"



That isn't all of it, but thats all I can remember.









Offline sierracharlie

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and dont forget "star drek"

just search youtube for it...

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and dont forget "star drek"

just search youtube for it...

The best part of Star Drek is when they are in the turbo lift and the Star Trek theme is being played on Muzak. That and "Jerk to engineering, come in Snotty." "Snot here Captain!" "What's not there?"

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I always liked this version the best ;D



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indeed.  Stone Trek was great!
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