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Offline toasty0

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Overheard at the Office
« on: June 24, 2009, 08:34:34 pm »
Executive to director: What are you doing at five pm today?
Director: Whatever you need me to be doing.
Executive: I'm interviewing a young lady with Down's syndrome and I was hoping to have someone sit in with me to make sure I don't say anything retarded.
Director: (blank stare)
Executive: Oh. Yeah. Like that.
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Re: Overheard at the Office
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 07:14:41 am »
lol

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