Topic: You've played too much SFC when...

[knightstorm]

When you beg your girlfriend or wife to call you Captain Kirk in bed.

You needed to play SFC for that?

[Ravok]

 When you payed $350 to get a Vanity license plate that says VORCHA.

[Centurus]

When you beg your girlfriend or wife to call you Captain Kirk in bed.

You needed to play SFC for that?

Never really had a girlfriend, and never had a wife.  Yes, that contributes to my insanity, but no where near as much as you may think.

[marstone]

When you beg your girlfriend or wife to call you Captain Kirk in bed.

You needed to play SFC for that?

Never really had a girlfriend, and never had a wife.  Yes, that contributes to my insanity, but no where near as much as you may think.

that is another sign of too much SFC.  And too much playing with rubber chickens.

[Centurus]

When you beg your girlfriend or wife to call you Captain Kirk in bed.

You needed to play SFC for that?

Never really had a girlfriend, and never had a wife.  Yes, that contributes to my insanity, but no where near as much as you may think.

that is another sign of too much SFC.  And too much playing with rubber chickens.

*smacks Marstone with a rubber chicken and turns him into William Shatner's prostate for speaking ill of the power of my rubber chickens*  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Actually, the no girlfriend thing was a problem before SFC was ever part of my life.  Ok, I need a drink.

[marstone]

When you beg your girlfriend or wife to call you Captain Kirk in bed.

You needed to play SFC for that?

Never really had a girlfriend, and never had a wife.  Yes, that contributes to my insanity, but no where near as much as you may think.

that is another sign of too much SFC.  And too much playing with rubber chickens.

*smacks Marstone with a rubber chicken and turns him into William Shatner's prostate for speaking ill of the power of my rubber chickens*  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Actually, the no girlfriend thing was a problem before SFC was ever part of my life.  Ok, I need a drink.

just speaking out of William Shatners *** here but not speaking ill of the power, but maybe of alternate uses of those poor rubber chickens. 

Yeah but before SFC, there was probably D&D or someother social stigma game in there.  I know I ran a gambit of D&D, Champions, SFB, Harn, etc.  But also found someone who could stand those little distractions (even tho she didn't do any of them), 20 years togeather this year (17 married).

[madelf]

When you mentally place yourself in the captian's chair for every single engagement you've ever seen in a trek show or movie, and spend wayyyyy too much time thinking about how you would have done it differently.

When watching said engagements, to calculate out how much damage each volley should have done and get offended that the writers didn't get it 'right'.

[Centurus]

When you beg your girlfriend or wife to call you Captain Kirk in bed.

You needed to play SFC for that?

Never really had a girlfriend, and never had a wife.  Yes, that contributes to my insanity, but no where near as much as you may think.

that is another sign of too much SFC.  And too much playing with rubber chickens.

*smacks Marstone with a rubber chicken and turns him into William Shatner's prostate for speaking ill of the power of my rubber chickens*  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Actually, the no girlfriend thing was a problem before SFC was ever part of my life.  Ok, I need a drink.

just speaking out of William Shatners *** here but not speaking ill of the power, but maybe of alternate uses of those poor rubber chickens. 

Yeah but before SFC, there was probably D&D or someother social stigma game in there.  I know I ran a gambit of D&D, Champions, SFB, Harn, etc.  But also found someone who could stand those little distractions (even tho she didn't do any of them), 20 years togeather this year (17 married).

Never played D&D.  Before SFC, there was basically some Trek video games here and there, movies and TV shows definately, but also Ninja Turtles (the older ones, not the newer ones), Superman comic books, some rock music, and Catholic school and alot of good grades.  Also overweight, asthma, really thick hair, and I was never interested in sports.

And I use my rubber chickens only for discipline or justice!!!!  Me, nor my rubber chickens, swing the way you suggest.  *uses the power of my rubber chickens and has Marstone slowly revert back to normal, but along the way he assumes the existence of Michael Jackson's first nose, Paris Hilton's brain, and Bob Dole's ding dong, and Ben Affleck's acting ability, and then sees Marstone revert to normal*

Now that's better.....*walks away whistling some unrecognizable tune*....oh, I do have a small Yugioh card collection, but my relationship issues existed a long time before that.

[Centurus]

Oh, you've played too much SFC when your cell phone numbers are also the keys to your install discs.

[FPF-DieHard]

When you can recount the details of epic battle as vividly as if you'd actually had been there.

[Age]

When you payed $350 to get a Vanity license plate that says VORCHA.

You actually did that.I was thinkng of ball cap with my ships name on it that could be another sign.

[power2022]

You watch sfc videos and critique them instead of watching porn, what the internet was clearly made for.

[Tus-XC]

When you look at licence plates and see 3 letter designations for ships

[Lieutenant_Q]

When you look at licence plates and see 3 letter designations for ships

Guilty!

[FoaS_XC]

When you look at licence plates and see 3 letter designations for ships

Guilty!

Even I do that >.<

[FPF-Paladin]

When you look at licence plates and see 3 letter designations for ships

Guilty!

Even I do that >.<

Ouch.. also guilty.  Favorite highway pasttime.

[Soreyes]

When you name your cats after people you fly with on the D2.   Looks over to three cats who are letting me know that they are hungry again "J'inn, Chuut, and Fluf. 

[Julin Eurthyr]

When you look at licence plates and see 3 letter designations for ships

Guilty!

Even I do that >.<

Even worse when you attempt to compare the car type-size with the designation on the plate...

"Why does that little sub-compact have a DN tag, and that SUV think it's an FFG?"

[marstone]

When you look at licence plates and see 3 letter designations for ships

Guilty!

Even I do that >.<

Even worse when you attempt to compare the car type-size with the designation on the plate...

"Why does that little sub-compact have a DN tag, and that SUV think it's an FFG?"

Does it also. 

Had a friend in japan whose license plate was NCC 170.  He painted a 1 after it on his car bumper

[Panzergranate]

Guilty of the two CD drives with the permanently residing SFC disc (back up sopy as the master is too good to risk!!)

It hasn't been opened for a few years either.

You know that you've been playing SFC too long, especially as a MIrak (Kzinti) or Lyran player when you prefer to use the neighbour's flower garden for a crap rather than the toilet.

You know when you've been playing SFC too long when you reach for a Phaser, rather than a toilet brush, to shift a "Cling On" in the crapper.

You know you've been playing SFC too long when you hum the theme for the "Doomsday Machine" whilst slowly moving a biscuit towards you're mouth....