Sounds like he could use a projector.
Or microfiche.
Another cool think about books. When you are like me, and refuse to leave the nromal world of your home and enter the insane asylum called the outside world and it's cities.
You can simply order the book for the new Star Trek movie, and have it ship when It's released on the 12th.
Stephen
Stephen, you sound like Wonko the Sane (ref "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish")
Mike..three grankids this morning, and the wife leaves in 45 minutes for a Hunger Meeting (she's been put in charge of reviewing the food pantries and food banks in Omaha for a demographic study)..
Well, It's off to the park soon and let them run it all off
Mike
EDIT: a footnote...
Wonko the Sane
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Wonko the Sane (John Watson)
Species: Human
Planet of Origin: Earth Mark II
Appearances: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish; Quandary Phase
A marine biologist and scientist, the enigmatic John Watson lives in California with his wife and a mysterious glass fishbowl, proudly remaining Outside of the Asylum.
Arthur and his girlfriend Fenchurch visit him in the fourth Hitchhiker's novel.
[edit] The AsylumOne day, after coming across a set of detailed instructions on a set of toothpicks, John Watson, distressed and fearing for the world's sanity, built The Asylum to put it in and help it get better.
The Asylum can be described as a four-walled house turned inside out.
To elaborate: the ceiling turns outwards, the furniture and carpet rests on the coast, the door one would normally believe to lead into a house leads outwards to a lawn with benches and walking paths, an area John calls "Outside the Asylum", in which is mounted the instructions for the toothpicks to discourage going back in it.
[edit] Wonko the SaneJohn created his name for two reasons: to reassure people of his sanity, and to remind himself that a scientist, in having no pre-assumed notions, must be like a child; ("Wonko" was what his mother had called him in his youth).
One of the first reasons for which Wonko's sanity was put into question was his insistence of the existence of green-winged angels on scooters, later revealed to be the guardians of God's Final Message to Creation.
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mike
Typo corrected via Toasty
Mike