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Job openings are few and slim in Silicon Valley these days, but at least Google is hiring. Applicants are required to have at least 2 years experience eating grass with a four-chambered stomach.
Google said today it has enlisted a small army of hungry, hungry goats to help manicure the expansive fields at its Mountain View headquarters.
I should apply for the job. I have been known to nibble grass over the past 40 years. The whole part of needing a four chanber stomach, well, it is California. i should be able to sue over disctimination.