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My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« on: February 13, 2009, 07:40:38 pm »
Bruce Campbell is the man still.

Just watched it this afternoon, and so many One liners.

'Hey a MILF is a MILF'

'Retreat!!! Retreat!!!' as he starts shooting the towns people.

'I've killed many a zombie in my days with a chainsaw kid, But something they don't let you know, They are heavy' as he puts down the custom chainsaw made for him.

'I just can't quit you' one hillbilly to another.

IF you guys get the chance, Rent it or borrow a copy. Pure Bruce goodness.

The basis of the story, a small town of 339-330 depending on when the sign showing the population is, Unleashes the ancient Demon quinde God of war and bean curd.

Bruce plays himself, down and out after divorce and Cave Alien 2 , who thinks this is a birthday prank set up by his manager.

He get's kidnapped to the town of Goldlick, where he must confront The demon, and save the day.

Stephen

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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 12:46:44 am »
I downloaded it a while back.

Gotta love the bean curd twist huh.
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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 12:30:36 pm »
Quan Di God of war, Protector of Bean Curd.

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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 07:01:57 am »
hehehe

How about that guy that updates the town's sign with the population count.  Remember how he died?
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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 09:08:14 am »
Sure do, IT was hilarious, stretching his arm up with his dying breath lololol.

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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 12:41:19 pm »
Just watched it last night.  I might have to find the movie itself, just because.
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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 10:48:02 pm »
It is a great one indeed. I'll be buying it myself. Put it up there with Bubba ho-tep and the Evil dead/army movies.

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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 08:28:39 am »
Stephen, I need a link!

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Re: My name is Bruce... Had me in stitches
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2009, 07:09:49 pm »
Wow, that looks too good to be true. I never knew Bruce Campbell did so many movies. I loved Army of Darkness!