Just something I cobbled together. I was inspired by the great Bard, and would hope that others would add on to this very short list of cheer!
Deck The Feds
sung to Deck the Halls
Deck the Feds with balls of plasma,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
It’ll fill your hull with lots of miasma!
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Don’t you now go try to out run us,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
‘Cause our balls of death, you’ll find joyous,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing hulk before us,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Listen to the Klingon’s chorus.
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
“Follow me in glorious battle,”
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Just a bit of useless prattle,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the plasma burns them,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
‘Cause us Roms, they sure did condemn,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Sing us Rom’lans, all together,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
As we blow you to the nether,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
I forget the senario, but it was one where pirates managed to capture an ISC base with a Trojan Freighter, thus, this:
I Saw Three (Trojan Horse) Ships
sung to I Saw Three Ships
I saw three ships come sailing in,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
I saw three ships come sailing in,
down in the bay in the morning.
And what was in those ships all three,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
And what was in those ships all three,
down in the bay in the morning?
The ships’ doors opened and troops were there,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
The ships’ doors opened and troops were there,
down in the bay in the morning.
Then let us all repel boarders,
down in the bay, down in the bay.
Then let us all repel boarders,
down in the bay in the morning.
I'll Play Gorn on Dyna
sung to I'll be Home For Christmas
I'll play Gorn on Dyna
You can count on me
Jerks took Roms and Mirak, too
and Klingons, Feds and ISC
Dynaverse will find me
Where the plasma lights gleam
I'll play Gorn on Dyna
But I’m Klingon in my dreams
O Romulans
sung to O Christmas Tree
O Romulans, O Romulans!
How did you like my photons?
O Romulans, O Romulans,
How did you like my photons?
Not only with my overloads,
But even with proxy and norm loads.
O Romulans, O Romulans,
How did you like my photons?
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Much pleasure didst this bring me!
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Much pleasure didst this bring me!
For every shot of photon torps,
Brought to you all my joy and glee.
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Much pleasure didst this bring me!
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Thy hulls shine out brightly!
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Thy hulls shine out brightly!
Each hole doth hold its photonic light,
That makes each breach to sparkle bright.
O Romulans, O Romulans,
Thy hulls shine out brightly!
Klingon Wonderland
sung to Winter Wonderland
Disruptors ring
are you listenin’?
On your ship,
Hull’s a blisterin’!
A beautiful sight
we're happy tonight
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
Gone away is the war bird
here to stay is a dead bird!
His hull sings a death song
as we go along
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
In the ‘Zone we can build a station
Then lay waste to all around!
Feds'll say: Are you crazy?
we'll say: No, man
But you can die right here
you stupid clown!
Later on
we'll conspire
as we dream by the fire
of hulks that we made,
those dead by our blade
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
In the ‘Zone we can build another station
and extend our borders all around!
We'll have lots of fun with our new station
unless the Mirak come and knock it down
When we show
you’ll be receding
unless your nose you want a bleeding!
We'll ruin your day
the Klingon way
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
Flying through a Klingon wonderland!
The Twelve Days Of Hydrans
sung to The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Hydrans, methane breathers gave to me
A fleet coming after me!
2nd Two Dreadnoughts closing!
3rd Three eyes a-watching!
4th Four weakened shields
5th Five well placed mines
6th Six suicide fusions
7th Seven drones a-missing
8th Eight hit-and-runs
9th Nine Stingers stinging
10th Ten phasers sniping
11th Eleven hellbores blazing
12th Twelve shattered Klingon hulls!
Not my best work, but it is all in fun!
Czar "bah-err-Merry Holiday!" Mohab
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