<sigh>
I blame myself for this. I have not been monitoring this forum enough. And . . . sadly . . . certain people of the heathen variety . . . can't help but to spread viscious lies and untruths when the back of the worthy are turned.
So allow me to point out the obvious lies.
1) Shop Rex would never . . . and I mean never . . . have a wedding outdoors. At the Four Seasons perhaps. Vegas, if drunk, I suppose but only at one of the high end casinos. Nor would there be a reception, she would just ask for a few hours of "Quality Time" with her brides maids at Macys.
2) There would be no tree rats within a mile of me.
3) And finally . . . . I AM NOT MARRIED! Nor shall I ever be (hopefully).
And for those that found these lies funny . . . .