« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Topic: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back  (Read 7166 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Hstaphath_XC

  • The Official Bard of XenoCorp
  • XenoCorp® Member
  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 507
  • Gender: Male
  • Captain, XC Hydran Squadron
    • The XC Bard's Corner
Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« on: July 25, 2008, 01:42:56 pm »
Fulfilling a promise that was long overdue in finishing, I present:

I'm Bringing Sexy Back
(To the tune of I'm Bringing Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake)
An XC Song for Andromeda by: Hstaphath



I'm bringing sexy back.
Those silly fanboys don't know how to act.
My writing hits you like a Special Ops attack.
Stop clickin' my pic and checkin' out my rack.

Captain to the bridge!

[Bridge]
Dynaverse...
You see our epics,
There's a lot to traverse.
I'll warn you some may seem perverse.
Like Kadh who "Alphas" and hits reverse.

Take him to the brig!

[Chorus]
Come here lurker...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Come to FanFic...
(Go ahead, just read it)
SFC...
(Go ahead, just read it)
It's all free...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Let me give you a few tips...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Look at these quips...
(Go ahead, just read it)
I make you smile...
(Go ahead, just read it)
Stay for awhile...
(Go ahead, just read it)
And get your sexy on.
(Go ahead, just read it)

Get your sexy on.
(Go ahead, just read it)
[X6]

Get your sexy on.

I'm bringing sexy back.
Those other fic sites don't know how to act.
Let me show you what we have that they lack.
I'm burning up the pages as I type so fast.

Admiral on the bridge!

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

I'm bringing sexy back.
Those other writers can't pick up the slack.
When it comes to fic you know I have the knack.
Though I bet you're still checkin' out my rack.

Take em' to the Dynaverse!

[Chorus]
Logged
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.

Offline kadh2000

  • Admiral, of course
  • Lt. Junior Grade
  • *
  • Posts: 356
  • Gender: Male
    • Kadh's Empire
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 04:36:45 pm »
Like Kadh who "Alphas" and hits reverse.

Hey.  I resemble that remark.  I alpha and do a HET and alpha the rear weapons.  I'm a Klingon after all.
Logged
"The Andromedans," Kadh said, "will never stop coming.  Not until they are all destroyed or we are."

Offline Governor Ronjar

  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 830
  • Gender: Male
  • 'None Farther...'
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 10:34:30 pm »
Oddly enough...I had...cough...a copy of 'Sexy Back' on the HD... Went good with the tune as I read it.

*bows to the song master*

--guv
Logged
'It's a lot of hard work being a mean bastard...' --Captain Eric Finlander, CO USS Bedford (The Bedford Incident)

'Jaken...are you pretending to be dead?' --Lord Sesshomaru, Inuyasha.

Offline Commander La'ra

  • Lt. Commander
  • *
  • Posts: 2435
  • Gender: Male
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2008, 09:31:01 am »
ROFL.  Yeah! ;D

Guv might've got his copy from me...
Logged
"Dialogue from a play, Hamlet to Horatio: 'There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' Dialogue from a play written long before men took to the sky. There are more things in heaven and earth, and in the sky, than perhaps can be dreamt of. And somewhere in between heaven, the sky, the earth, lies the Twilight Zone."
                                                                 ---------Rod Serling, The Last Flight

Offline Hstaphath_XC

  • The Official Bard of XenoCorp
  • XenoCorp® Member
  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 507
  • Gender: Male
  • Captain, XC Hydran Squadron
    • The XC Bard's Corner
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 11:44:52 am »
Oddly, the copy of the song I have is from a SWF version my daughter found that has Capt. Jack Sparrow from PotC singing it.

Quote from: kadh2000 on July 25, 2008, 04:36:45 pm
Hey.  I resemble that remark.  I alpha and do a HET and alpha the rear weapons.  I'm a Klingon after all.

Yes... and the reason I thought it was "perverse" is that, the last time I saw you do that, all I had said was "Hail, Admiral Kadh of the Screaming Diz... what brings you to this side of the Hydran/Klingon border today?"

You actually scratched the paintjob on my favorite flagship... I had to send her all the way back to a starbase to get her redetailed.   ;)
Logged
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.

Offline Andromeda

  • Queen of Amber
  • Lt. Junior Grade
  • *
  • Posts: 319
  • Gender: Female
  • Absolute Destiny!
    • Andromeda's Invasion
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2008, 11:05:38 am »
Quote from: Hstaphath_XC on August 11, 2008, 11:29:11 am
Speaking of which, you never made any comment about bringing sexy back.   ;)

I missed this thread somehow.  That's why. 

My official response:  OMG, what a horrible picture.  I've got to put up a picture that isn't 25 years old. 
Logged
this sig was eaten by a grue

Offline Hstaphath_XC

  • The Official Bard of XenoCorp
  • XenoCorp® Member
  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 507
  • Gender: Male
  • Captain, XC Hydran Squadron
    • The XC Bard's Corner
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 02:28:35 pm »
Quote from: Andromeda on August 12, 2008, 11:05:38 am
My official response:  OMG, what a horrible picture.  I've got to put up a picture that isn't 25 years old. 

I am pretty sure I speak for everyone here (well, okay... maybe not Kadh) when I say that we really wouldn't mind seeing an updated pic or two of you.   8)
Logged
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.

Offline Andromeda

  • Queen of Amber
  • Lt. Junior Grade
  • *
  • Posts: 319
  • Gender: Female
  • Absolute Destiny!
    • Andromeda's Invasion
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2008, 01:55:54 am »
Can't touch this!
Logged
this sig was eaten by a grue

Offline Hstaphath_XC

  • The Official Bard of XenoCorp
  • XenoCorp® Member
  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 507
  • Gender: Male
  • Captain, XC Hydran Squadron
    • The XC Bard's Corner
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 05:11:00 pm »
Quote from: Andromeda on September 04, 2008, 01:55:54 am
Can't touch this!

Great... now I've got the mental image of you singing MC Hammer's Can't Touch This.  I hope you look good in those poofy pants.   :D
Logged
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.

Offline Commander La'ra

  • Lt. Commander
  • *
  • Posts: 2435
  • Gender: Male
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 09:01:54 pm »
Please Romy, don't hurt 'em!
Logged
"Dialogue from a play, Hamlet to Horatio: 'There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' Dialogue from a play written long before men took to the sky. There are more things in heaven and earth, and in the sky, than perhaps can be dreamt of. And somewhere in between heaven, the sky, the earth, lies the Twilight Zone."
                                                                 ---------Rod Serling, The Last Flight

Offline Hstaphath_XC

  • The Official Bard of XenoCorp
  • XenoCorp® Member
  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 507
  • Gender: Male
  • Captain, XC Hydran Squadron
    • The XC Bard's Corner
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2008, 06:27:31 pm »
Stop.  Rommie time!
Logged
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.

Offline Andromeda

  • Queen of Amber
  • Lt. Junior Grade
  • *
  • Posts: 319
  • Gender: Female
  • Absolute Destiny!
    • Andromeda's Invasion
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 07:53:29 pm »
Rommie, I got your number - 867-5309.  :)
Logged
this sig was eaten by a grue

Offline Commander La'ra

  • Lt. Commander
  • *
  • Posts: 2435
  • Gender: Male
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 08:07:31 pm »
Damnit, Rommie!  Now that song is stuck in my head.

Fun fact:  Town I grew up in, 867 was, in fact, the phone prefix.  Someone had to get their phone number changed thanks to Tommy Two-Tone.
Logged
"Dialogue from a play, Hamlet to Horatio: 'There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.' Dialogue from a play written long before men took to the sky. There are more things in heaven and earth, and in the sky, than perhaps can be dreamt of. And somewhere in between heaven, the sky, the earth, lies the Twilight Zone."
                                                                 ---------Rod Serling, The Last Flight

Offline Hstaphath_XC

  • The Official Bard of XenoCorp
  • XenoCorp® Member
  • Lt.
  • *
  • Posts: 507
  • Gender: Male
  • Captain, XC Hydran Squadron
    • The XC Bard's Corner
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2008, 02:17:16 pm »
This reminds me that I need to update the XC Bard's Corner to add this and Kadh's LotR song.

EDIT: It also reminds me that Rommie never got around to posting any updated pics of herself for us!  ;)
Logged
Hilaritas sapientiae et bonae vitae proles.

Offline GotAFarmYet?

  • Lt. Commander
  • *
  • Posts: 1189
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2008, 04:11:07 pm »
If you are adding songs to a list you have you would happen to have the one that was:
Boom, Boom, Clap
We will patch you

Can't remember who did that one back at Taldren, but that one was one of the funniest ones I remember
Logged
People always said they wanted the government to listen to them and now the government is listening, taking notes and names...and coming to see you soon!

America-Not the land of the free anymore...
 Its the land of the freeloaders

Remember the axiom of big government bureaucrats: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. When, finally, under the crushing weight of taxes and regulation, it stops moving, subsidize it.

Offline Andromeda

  • Queen of Amber
  • Lt. Junior Grade
  • *
  • Posts: 319
  • Gender: Female
  • Absolute Destiny!
    • Andromeda's Invasion
Re: Andromeda - I'm Bringing Sexy Back
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2008, 10:18:21 pm »
Ain't happening.
Logged
this sig was eaten by a grue
Pages: [1]
« previous next »