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Offline TheJudge

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TheJudge's Nomination for Darwin Award
« on: August 28, 2008, 10:30:24 am »
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Re: TheJudge's Nomination for Darwin Award
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 11:03:50 am »
Failed arson attempts are a dime a dozen.  The barometer for whether it is worthy of a Darwin award is "how does it measure up to the guy who lost a testicle after pleasuring himself on a spinning lathe, and then trying to repair the damage himself with a stapler?"
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Re: TheJudge's Nomination for Darwin Award
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 11:15:58 am »
Not stupid enough.  More clumsy than stupid.  knightstorm is right for a Darwin it needs to be creatively stupid.  LOTS of people have blown them selves up or set themselves on fire when attempting to do so to others.

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Re: TheJudge's Nomination for Darwin Award
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 12:16:48 pm »
Yeah, if he'd forgotten to roll his window down or something then you'd get traction.
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Re: TheJudge's Nomination for Darwin Award
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 02:20:57 pm »
Also the true Darwin Award is for someone who took themselves out in a creative way (this guy should only get an honorable mention at best).
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