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Offline toasty0

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Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« on: August 13, 2008, 08:16:29 am »
Internet addiction is really real. In March, the American Journal of Psychiatry said that Internet addition is a compulsive-impulsive disorder and thus belongs in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Good thing for newly-minted addicts that now there’s therapy for such a thing.

The Illinois Institute for Addiction Recovery has developed the first rehab program for Internet addicts, using the twelve-step program that’s been in place for over a decade. Treatment requires getting rid of an addict’s home computer. Unsurprisingly, Internet addicts resist this. In fact, “the person who is addicted to his or her computer is going to have the same ‘high’ as the drug addict who is about to go see their drug dealer,”said therapist Tonya Camacho.

Interestingly, Internet addicts tend to be divided by gender:

“The women who come here mostly have online shopping or chat-room addictions,” said Coleen Moore, the coordinator of resource development at the Illinois Institute. “The men we treat [suffer] from Internet gaming, gambling and pornography.”


South Korea considers Internet addiction to be one of its most serious public health issues. In 2006, about 210,000 South Koreans were declared Internet addicts, and 80 percent of them needed medication while the rest were hospitalized. About 10 million Chinese teenagers are reportedly addicted to the Internet, so in 2007, China decided to restrict computer gaming to less than 3 hours a day.

It’s no LOL matter: The Center for Internet Addiction Recovery treats a range of addictions from cybersex and cyberporn to online affairs to online gambling to compulsive surfing. We took an Internet Addiction Test, a survey given by the center, and scored 30 points, making us “an average on-line user. [We] may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but [we] have control over [our] usage.” Worried that you might need therapy? Take the test yourself.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2008/08/12/they-tried-to-make-us-go-to-web-surfing-rehab-but-we-said-lol/
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Re: Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 01:05:12 pm »
Is it just me, or did anyone get the "Internet addition" part in the first line?   :huh:  You'd think that if they're trying to help people with this new mental disorder, they'd at least take the time to proof read their papers.

Oh well.

Oh, and Toasty0, when I read the title for this thread, I could have sworn that you had written, "Help!  I'm an internet junkie and I can't get it up..."
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Re: Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 01:13:44 pm »
Don't know about Internet "addiction" but Internet "withdrawl" is real.
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Re: Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 05:46:50 pm »
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Don't give it up
You got an empty cup
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Re: Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2008, 08:03:53 pm »
Is it just me, or did anyone get the "Internet addition" part in the first line?   :huh:  You'd think that if they're trying to help people with this new mental disorder, they'd at least take the time to proof read their papers.

Oh well.

Oh, and Toasty0, when I read the title for this thread, I could have sworn that you had written, "Help!  I'm an internet junkie and I can't get it up..."

You're a bad man, you know that, don't you. ;)
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Re: Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 08:30:49 pm »
Ironicly, I think my first case of Internet Withdrawl was when the wife and I visited you Jerry a few years back.

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Re: Help! I'm an internet junkie and I can't get up...
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 05:50:29 am »
Is it just me, or did anyone get the "Internet addition" part in the first line?   :huh:  You'd think that if they're trying to help people with this new mental disorder, they'd at least take the time to proof read their papers.

Oh well.

Oh, and Toasty0, when I read the title for this thread, I could have sworn that you had written, "Help!  I'm an internet junkie and I can't get it up..."

You're a bad man, you know that, don't you. ;)

Oh come on.  I was a Catholic school boy.  I past bad not too long after my first communion.
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