*** We interrupt the Meatloaf sing-a-long to bring you this important message from the Bruces ***
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmmanuel Kant was a real pissant,
who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar Heideggar was a boozy beggar
who could drink you under the table.
David Hume, could out consume
good old Frederick Hagle.
And Wickenshartt was a drunken fart
who was half as sloshed as Schlagel.
There's nothing nature couldn't teachya
bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed..............
It is a Bruce thread after all.
Rule 7 - There is no rule 7.
"Well, I AM king."
"Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how did you get to be that way? By exploitin' the workers. By 'anging onto outdated imperialistic dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society."
"The Lady of the Lake, her hand clad in the purest shimmering scamite, held aloft Excalibur, proclaiming I, Arthur, am sovereign of all England."
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives in a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. If I was to go around, calling meself an emperor, just because some moistened bink lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away."
"We could build a large wooden badger."
Gwarlock
Defender of the Flames of Bruce
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