Topic: Re: Metaphysically speaking, can someone achieve pure suckiness?? (Read 9981 times)

DONOTDELETE · « **on:** March 11, 2003, 11:59:02 pm »

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Dont feel bad brother.....I once had the proud Honor of lasting under 4 minutes against a wizard on M-player.......

ZOOOOOM....BOOOOOOM!.....heh

Maxillius · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:36:17 am »

hey, ya towed me off the map, what's that make me?

only player worse than J'inn; $5/view

Bob Graham · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2003, 12:50:40 am »

Quote:

hey, ya towed me off the map, what's that make me?

only player worse than J'inn; $5/view

GOOD GOD DONT EVER ADMIT THAT!!!!!

His head is big enuf as it is, it doesnt need to swell.

DarkElf · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:12:30 am »

Jinn, your account is now credited with 25K PP.

Thank you for shopping with us!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:21:53 am »

In J'inn's case you can consider it hazard pay....

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2003, 01:25:28 am »

I wonder what his car insurance rating is...

Maxillius · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2003, 06:10:25 am »

you mean they let him drive?

KRolling · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:19:49 am »

J'inn, we must be neck to neck on this. I'm a pretty lousy pilot myself. I spend most of my time running away like a frightened woma.... nevermind.

Anyway, I feel your pain man. We just don't got it, ya know?

Mog · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:52:13 am »

Funny story

And I hear your pain - I hate it when I don't press Enter and type frantically away.

Daew Anahos · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2003, 08:27:58 am »

Thank goodness that self-desruct is not on the keyboard

Goose · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:05:27 am »

How about this:

Move around at a decent speed allowing your defenses time to fully charge and take effect.

Start to, jokingly, trash talk your opponent.

Press enter and retype trash talk.

Once your defenses are at full effect, turn into your opponent setting him up for the coup-de-grace, Alpha Strike. Get in nice and close waiting for your tractor to engage so he can't spit out a WW.

You get real close, no tractor.

No worries, you can still alpha, but only your phasers fire.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVASIVE MANUEVERS ARE STILL ON?!?!?

There goes your Alpha, and now your opponent has turned on your butt while you were frantically turning off those damn manuevers.

RUN AWAY!!!!!

Do I pass oh "Master of the D-OH!" Manuever?

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:08:57 am »

Now if only he had set his weapons to disable as well... and just for good measure, diverted uneccesary power to sensors. That way, at least, he would know exactly which hardpoints were responsible for what follows...

KRolling · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:28:15 am »

Ok.... of course this is on the d3.....sorry.... but, my problem is when I go into a nebula hex. I get so entranced by the "pretty lights" that I forget to engage my cloak. I start flying around just looking at the view.

In the d2, I do like to rearrange my view screen by typing without hitting the ENTER key. In order to get it back to the way it is suppose to be, I have to retype everything back in without hitting the ENTER key. By that time, I have forgotten everything I was going to say and I'm viewing the rest of the battle with the aid of the T key.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2003, 10:31:47 am »

You'll make a good keyboardist/typist/secretary type one day, Kim...

Toten · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:25:59 am »

Try forgetting to press red alert until 2 minutes into the mission and wonder why nothing fires. Then press red alert and watch ur speed die off as the plazma/fighters/PF's close for the kill. Then bang fist on keyboard lamenting how stupid u just were. THEN...
Have a five year old walk up to you and say " Daddy its only a game, its pretend, dont get mad ".

Then You truely understand the depths of pathetic SUCKINESS that you have acheived.

Best remedy,
Go for a smoke and a beer, tell your kid that they are right.

KRolling · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:28:12 am »

I can't play when my daughter is around, cuz if one of you blow me up she gets really, really angry.

Maxillius · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:46:47 am »

you should let her watch you play me lol...

"Kill him, mommy!!"

"No, sweetie, I have to be nice just in case he gets any good"

KRolling · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:48:04 am »

LOL!!!

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