Well, I've been online with KEG-Butcher, who seems ot have the patience of a saint, for about 2 hours trying everything we can think of (and he's a systems network engineer) but no success. Static NAT, a ton of port forwarding tries, DMZ, and every modifiable setting in the router. Am I cursed? Is it this hard for everyone? I'm surprised anyone plays this game. I never had this trouble 8 years ago when I had cable. Routers suck!