1985
(To the tune of "1985" by Bowling for Soup)
An XC Song by: Hstaphath
Hsta just hit the wall,
He never had it all.
Working his life away,
His wife quilts all day.
His dreams went out the door,
Way before his kids numbered 4.
Hardly writes when he can,
What happened to his plan?
He was gonna be a comic,
He was gonna be a star.
He was gonna hitch a ride,
And drive off in Weird Al's car.
His van, a mini,
Is now the enemy.
Looks at his average life,
And nothing, has been,
All right since...
Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool.
But he's still preoccupied,
With 19... 19... 1985.
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
He’s seen all the classics,
He knows every song.
Holy Grail, Breakfast Club,
Even Cheech & Chong.
He loved the Princess Bride!
Montoya said "prepare to die!"
Thought he'd be a snap,
As a member of Spinal Tap.
What's with these hootchie girls showing so much skin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?!
When did reality become TV?
What ever happened to Cheers, The Cosby Show,
(and on the radio)
Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool.
'Cause he's still preoccupied,
With 19... 19... 1985.
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
He hates gangsta rap, make it stop.
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?!
Please make this stop, stop, STOP! (tick tick tick)
And bring back...
Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana.
There was U2 and Blondie,
And music still on MTV.
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool.
'Cause he's still preoccupied,
With 1985.
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Springsteen, Madonna,
Way before Nirvana. (1985)
There was U2 and Blondie, (Woohoohoo)
And music still on MTV. (1985)
His daughter in high school,
She tells him that he's uncool. (1985)
But he's still preoccupied,
With 19... 19... 1985.
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