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Offline knightstorm

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The Grey Poupon Avenger
« on: August 03, 2008, 02:30:46 pm »
I was just looking at the smoking gun.  This story was awesome.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0723082grey1.html

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Cops: Utah motorist pulled gun on mustard-seeking prankster

JULY 23--Meet Vitaly Kovtun. According to Utah cops, Kovtun was behind the wheel last month when a car pulled up to his SUV at an intersection. After gesturing to the 22-year-old Kovtun to roll down his window, passenger Stephen Cox asked, "Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?" Kovtun responded, police charge, by pulling a handgun from his glove compartment, cocking the weapon, and leveling it at the prankster's auto. "Here's your Grey Poupon, roll your f***ing windows up," Kovtun said, according to a probable cause affidavit. Kovtun was charged yesterday for the June 18 incident, having been tracked down by cops after another occupant of the second car wrote down his license plate number. When questioned by police, Kovtun admitted that he, "pulled out his handgun and racked the slide back towards the victims in a threatening manner," according to the July 22 District Court affidavit. Charged with felony aggravated assault, Kovtun was booked yesterday into the Salt Lake County jail, where the below mug shot was snapped. (4 pages)
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Re: The Grey Poupon Avenger
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 11:38:27 am »
Whoa...

A little testy about his Grey Poupon isn't he?

You know, I had to look up this to figure out why Grey Poupon would have such a response and found some interesting stuff.





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Re: The Grey Poupon Avenger
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 02:43:22 pm »
This is one of the worst kinds of A-holes to me. Not only was this juvenile and crazy, it was very very dangerous. Utah, I believe, has one of the highest concentrations of CHL holders and this could have caused one of those mythical, road rage, blood in the streets confrontations to actually happen. I hope he gets quite a few years for his stupidity. I also hope that all instructors use this story as a perfect example of what to not ever do.
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Re: The Grey Poupon Avenger
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 02:44:56 pm »
Some people are born to be bad examples. 
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Re: The Grey Poupon Avenger
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 03:39:20 pm »
Quote from: jualdeaux on August 04, 2008, 02:43:22 pm
This is one of the worst kinds of A-holes to me. Not only was this juvenile and crazy, it was very very dangerous. Utah, I believe, has one of the highest concentrations of CHL holders and this could have caused one of those mythical, road rage, blood in the streets confrontations to actually happen. I hope he gets quite a few years for his stupidity. I also hope that all instructors use this story as a perfect example of what to not ever do.

Maybe, but at least those punks won't be bothering other motorists for a while.
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