The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
I do not disbelieve in anything. I start from the premise that everything is true until proved false. Everything is possible.
----Marty Feldman, 7-8-1933 to 12-2-1982