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Offline toasty0

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QOTD
« on: July 31, 2008, 02:18:19 pm »
“I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox.
"You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot
"Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Re: QOTD
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 02:22:32 pm »
"Out of my way little robot." - tank
"I'm afraid, that I've been left here to stop you." - Marvin
"You?  Stop Me? Go on!" - tank
"No, really I have." - Marvin
"What are you armed with?" - tank
"Guess." - Marvin

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"Your mighty GDI forces have been emasculated, and you yourself are a killer of children.  Now of course it's not true.  But the world only believes what the media tells them to believe.  And I tell the media what to believe, its really quite simple." - Kane (Joe Kucan) Command & Conquer Tiberium Dawn (1995)

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Re: QOTD
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 05:32:05 pm »
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I do not disbelieve in anything. I start from the premise that everything is true until proved false. Everything is possible.

----Marty Feldman, 7-8-1933 to 12-2-1982
The pen is truly mightier than the sword.  And considerably easier to write with.