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What a glutton
« on: July 17, 2008, 07:40:07 am »
This little pig was down by my chicken coup last evening.  It nearly choked itself eating not 1, but 2 hen eggs.   I leave her alone because she keeps other more dangerous snakes and rats away.

She is a Black Rat Snake.  Besides being a glutton, she's a faker as well.  Thumps her tail against leaves to sound like a rattle snake.

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/ReptilesAmphibians/Facts/FactSheets/Blackratsnake.cfm

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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 07:58:32 am »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"
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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 09:00:21 am »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"

Dude, really, if you think that after looking at that pic you need to get out more often, Maybe get shagged.
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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 09:02:16 am »
That's not gluttonous, this is.

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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 09:22:05 am »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"

Dude, really, if you think that after looking at that pic you need to get out more often, Maybe get shagged.

Can't argue with that logic.  Got 10 grand I can borrow?  :-D
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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 10:15:45 am »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"

Dude, really, if you think that after looking at that pic you need to get out more often, Maybe get shagged.

Can't argue with that logic.  Got 10 grand I can borrow?  :-D

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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 05:02:29 am »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"

Dude, really, if you think that after looking at that pic you need to get out more often, Maybe get shagged.

Can't argue with that logic.  Got 10 grand I can borrow?  :-D

Well I'm sure that Toasty can point you to the right Casino in Vegas. There you can take your $100 and try to change it to $10,000  ;D



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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 02:53:49 pm »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"



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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 03:26:01 pm »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"

Dude, really, if you think that after looking at that pic you need to get out more often, Maybe get shagged.

Can't argue with that logic.  Got 10 grand I can borrow?  :-D

Well I'm sure that Toasty can point you to the right Casino in Vegas. There you can take your $100 and try to change it to $10,000  ;D



Hey, I want to go to Nevada and pay to get screwed, not go to Vegas and get screwed out of my money.  There's a difference.   :angel:

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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 03:27:21 pm »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZKSTn9Iwzg


I've seen the movie.  I remember I felt sorry for that idiot.  What made me gag though was the horse semen segment.
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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 05:47:43 pm »
Looks like she put a whole new meaning to the term "deep throat"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZKSTn9Iwzg


I've seen the movie.  I remember I felt sorry for that idiot.  What made me gag though was the horse semen segment.


I didn't think the horse sperm collection was that bad.  Its not as if he was doing this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

Personally, what made me want to gag was all of those scenes of them shirtless and in their boxers.  Seeing all of those bruises that cover their bodies uggh.

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Re: What a glutton
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 06:09:03 pm »
That is a good snake. anything that rids the world of those un-holy chickens is ok in my book. ;)

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