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150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« on: July 10, 2008, 01:27:34 pm »
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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 01:46:12 pm »
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LOL, I get it ToastyO , Irony. :D

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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 04:01:37 pm »
Not all resume mistakes are that funny. 

I wrote my resume and a service hired by the company did some editing for me.  They removed my phone number.  There were several places that likely would have contacted me that did not have a means to do so before I discovered the error. 

So if you have a service (or anyone) help you with your resume compare it with the original that you wrote quite carefully to see what changes they made. 

(I start my new job on July 28th.)
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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 10:05:14 pm »
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LOL, I get it ToastyO , Irony. :D

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That's weird. Try this: http://jobmob.co.il/blog/funniest-resume-mistakes/
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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 04:19:24 pm »
That works for me man. I think It's because I ordered my Browser not to allow the use of Vowels.

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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2008, 11:20:25 am »
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on July 10, 2008, 04:01:37 pm
Not all resume mistakes are that funny. 

I wrote my resume and a service hired by the company did some editing for me.  They removed my phone number.  There were several places that likely would have contacted me that did not have a means to do so before I discovered the error. 

So if you have a service (or anyone) help you with your resume compare it with the original that you wrote quite carefully to see what changes they made. 

(I start my new job on July 28th.)

Congrats! Doing what?
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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2008, 11:36:45 am »
I'll be working for a company that does preassembly for the Ford plant in Oakville.   Its a much bigger place than any I have ever worked for so it will be different.
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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 07:28:08 pm »
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on July 12, 2008, 11:36:45 am
I'll be working for a company that does preassembly for the Ford plant in Oakville.   Its a much bigger place than any I have ever worked for so it will be different.

Are you going to be their new robot repair person?
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Re: 150 Funniest Resume Mistakes, Bloopers and Blunders Ever
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2008, 08:52:12 am »
Quote from: toasty0 on July 12, 2008, 07:28:08 pm
Are you going to be their new robot repair person?

Who told you I'm a robot?  I thought that rumour had faded years ago.
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