Topic: Star Trek to Close!! (Read 8238 times)

Centurus · « **Reply #40 on:** July 07, 2008, 08:31:05 pm »

Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 08:30:18 pm

eity-six hours of laundry, do I get a weekend?

No, but on the 29th of February you get an extra 5 minutes of lunch.

Spartan-039 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 07, 2008, 08:34:14 pm »

Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.

Centurus · « **Reply #42 on:** July 07, 2008, 08:36:34 pm »

Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 08:34:14 pm

Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.

O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry.

Storvick_XC · « **Reply #43 on:** July 10, 2008, 05:41:46 pm »

Quote from: F9thCenturus on July 07, 2008, 08:36:34 pm

Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 08:34:14 pm
Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.

O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry.

*gets Cent's attention*

Sorry Cent but you forgot to get the contract in triplicate. You should fire your other evil lawyer and hire one that will be even more evil. I would have had him fill out a 100 page contract in Quad.

Centurus · « **Reply #44 on:** July 10, 2008, 09:29:47 pm »

Quote from: Storvick on July 10, 2008, 05:41:46 pm

Quote from: F9thCenturus on July 07, 2008, 08:36:34 pm
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 08:34:14 pm
Forget that, you can have O'Mally, and you're not getting my girlfriend either. I won't work for you, not unless I get time off to spend with her.

O'Mally is part of you, and he's actually excited about the job, so you don't have much choice in the matter. Also you signed a 300 year contract, and it's binding. Sorry.

*gets Cent's attention*

Sorry Cent but you forgot to get the contract in triplicate. You should fire your other evil lawyer and hire one that will be even more evil. I would have had him fill out a 100 page contract in Quad.

I don't need contracts in triplicate, for one simple reason. *takes Storvick into the next room and strips down to a leather thong and then sees Storvick run through the wall screaming in agony*

If someone fails to live up to their contract, I just torture them.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ummm....speaking of my lawyer, where did he go?

Just plain old Punisher · « **Reply #45 on:** July 12, 2008, 04:28:55 pm »

Quote from: toasty0 on July 04, 2008, 03:27:59 pm

Quote from: Punisher BishopOfBacon on July 04, 2008, 02:15:41 pm
Eh, to be honest I don't have a problem with it closing. It's starting to show it's age.

Why not make room for something new and better?

Do you say that to all your women?

Bah I need to check this forum more often to see if I'm being insulted.

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