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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2008, 06:32:01 pm »
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Of course you.

You're the most irrelevent person I know ! =)

No, I'm the most insane and mentally unstable person you know, but I am relevant.  You know that too, you big lug!!!  *taps Pun's chin like those two guys in the Police Academy movies that beat each other up in good fun*
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2008, 06:34:00 pm »
You are forgeting me! O'mally yells. I will destroy the entire universe!!!!! *Spartan manges to take back control* Get O'Mally out of my head before he takes complete control!!!!!
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2008, 06:36:06 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 06:34:00 pm
You are forgeting me! O'mally yells. I will destroy the entire universe!!!!! *Spartan manges to take back control* Get O'Mally out of my head before he takes complete control!!!!!

*smacks O'Mally with a sledge hammer and gives him 5 cases of beer and 3 cases of J.D. and tells him to take Spartan out for a night on the town, leaving the happy ending up to him*
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« Reply #63 on: July 07, 2008, 06:44:13 pm »
Mwahhhhhh! I'm free! O'Mally yels. I now will destroy the universe! O'Mally pulls out a detonator with a big,red button with a nuclear symbol. *Spartan regains control again* Don'yt let O'Mally launch the nukes!
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #64 on: July 07, 2008, 06:48:17 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 06:44:13 pm
Mwahhhhhh! I'm free! O'Mally yels. I now will destroy the universe! O'Mally pulls out a detonator with a big,red button with a nuclear symbol. *Spartan regains control again* Don'yt let O'Mally launch the nukes!

Eh, he can't destroy the universe.  He's harmless.  But I like his attitude.  I wonder if he'd be interested in joining my organization.  It pays nothing, but he'll get all the death, destruction, carnage, and mayhem a man could ask for.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #65 on: July 07, 2008, 06:50:10 pm »
Fine, If he's going, I will to, but get him out of my head.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #66 on: July 07, 2008, 06:51:08 pm »
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Fine, If he's going, I will to, but get him out of my head.

I can't break up a family.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #67 on: July 07, 2008, 06:56:53 pm »
He's a freacking AI that popped nto my armor one day and I don't know where he's from and why he chose me.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #68 on: July 07, 2008, 06:58:36 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 06:56:53 pm
He's a freacking AI that popped nto my armor one day and I don't know where he's from and why he chose me.

Actually, I used the power of my rubber chickens to create a new persona inside of you.  Your mind coped with the trauma by making you think it was an AI that possessed you.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #69 on: July 07, 2008, 07:01:46 pm »
Ok, could you make him a new body so I don't see things like kittens covered in spikes and milk.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #70 on: July 07, 2008, 07:04:51 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 07:01:46 pm
Ok, could you make him a new body so I don't see things like kittens covered in spikes and milk.

Those are spike collars, and I accidentally dropped the carton of milk cause my cat jumped up on my leg.
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« Reply #71 on: July 07, 2008, 07:07:43 pm »
No, the kittens have spikes coming out of it's body, like on the head and on the tail. Aw, who cares, what do we have to do to join your orginization?
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #72 on: July 07, 2008, 07:08:40 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 07:07:43 pm
No, the kittens have spikes coming out of it's body, like on the head and on the tail. Aw, who cares, what do we have to do to join your orginization?

That's not kittens.  Those are a bunch of jacks that I welded together because I wanted to express my artistic side.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2008, 07:15:08 pm »
WHO CARES!!!! How do we join your orginization?
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #74 on: July 07, 2008, 07:19:39 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 07:15:08 pm
WHO CARES!!!! How do we join your orginization?

Oh that's easy.  *uses the power of his rubber chickens and removes all of Spartan's organs without killing him*  Ok, this should do nicely.  I'm gonna stick you in the secretarial pool.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #75 on: July 07, 2008, 07:21:20 pm »
What!?! I don't want to be a seceratary!!!
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #76 on: July 07, 2008, 07:23:32 pm »
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What!?! I don't want to be a seceratary!!!

There is another opening, but it's doing my laundry.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #77 on: July 07, 2008, 07:26:24 pm »
Can I create a opening in the the space command?
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #78 on: July 07, 2008, 07:31:38 pm »
Quote from: Spartan-039 on July 07, 2008, 07:26:24 pm
Can I create a opening in the the space command?

No.  It's either answering phones and wearing a dress, or laundry detail.
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Re: The M.A.C. gun
« Reply #79 on: July 07, 2008, 07:34:47 pm »
Laundry, I'll never wear a dress. What about O'Mally?
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