Topic: Hints of 'time before Big Bang'

[Spartan-039]

We don't care for you Bishop, and how'd you know about the mannequien legs and arms????

[Centurus]

We don't care for you Bishop, and how'd you know about the mannequien legs and arms????

*smacks Spartan with a rubber chicken and turns him into Jamie Lynn Spears before the birth*

His name isn't Bishop.  It's Punisher!!!  And who do you think gave you the mannequin arm and legs? 

[Spartan-039]

I got them at Wal-Mart.......And sorry Punisher, I was just calling you what your name says. Sorry.....

[Centurus]

I got them at Wal-Mart.......And sorry Punisher, I was just calling you what your name says. Sorry.....

Actually, I took the ones you got at Wal-Mart and sold them on EBAY for 3 bucks, and gave you my brand parts.

Sorry I was out of men's parts though.

[Spartan-039]

No I had mens parts. But O'Mally may be around here some where, be ready and tell your rubber chickens to seek him out and kill him before he aquires the launch codes for the US nukes.

[Centurus]

No I had mens parts. But O'Mally may be around here some where, be ready and tell your rubber chickens to seek him out and kill him before he aquires the launch codes for the US nukes.

Look at your new arm and legs again.  You'll notice the stamps labled, "Petite Misses Section".

[Spartan-039]

No, they're all organic. * takes out a knife  and draws blood from the right arm, right and left legs.* See they're real.

[Centurus]

No, they're all organic. * takes out a knife  and draws blood from the right arm, right and left legs.* See they're real.

Actually, that's a trick knife where colored water pours from the blade when you press down hard enough.  It's how I do my blood from stones routine.

[Spartan-039]

Now, this is my father's bouy knife. It's real.

[Centurus]

Now, this is my father's bouy knife. It's real.

Nope.  *pulls out the bouy knife and picks his teeth*  I lifted your knife off your left leg when it blew off.  I gave you my knife.

[Spartan-039]

Aww, you son of a *cut off by Shelia the tank blowing Centurus up. He's amazed by Shelia*

[Centurus]

Aww, you son of a *cut off by Shelia the tank blowing Centurus up. He's amazed by Shelia*

*opens the window in the smoke and puts his head out*  Another round Shelia.  I gotta wash my back.

[Just plain old Punisher]

You've got it all wrong.

I created the universe. In all my great and infinate wisdom, I decided not to allow any evidence of my existance or creation to survive the act of creation.

I've come to the conclusion that it's much funnier to let all you hapless mortals argue and fight over my existance than to give any clear evidence.

All of lifes foibles are for the entertainment of the supreme being.

Oh yeah?  Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?

Even God has an off day.

[Centurus]

You've got it all wrong.

I created the universe. In all my great and infinate wisdom, I decided not to allow any evidence of my existance or creation to survive the act of creation.

I've come to the conclusion that it's much funnier to let all you hapless mortals argue and fight over my existance than to give any clear evidence.

All of lifes foibles are for the entertainment of the supreme being.

Oh yeah?  Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?

Even God has an off day.

 

[Centurus]

You've got it all wrong.

I created the universe. In all my great and infinate wisdom, I decided not to allow any evidence of my existance or creation to survive the act of creation.

I've come to the conclusion that it's much funnier to let all you hapless mortals argue and fight over my existance than to give any clear evidence.

All of lifes foibles are for the entertainment of the supreme being.

Oh yeah?  Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?

Even God has an off day.

 

Well, I suppose it's my fault.  I did spike your booze with grain alcohol. 

[Spartan-039]

Rodger. Shelia responded *Shelia's turret turns right to Centurus's head, then fires* Eeeewwww. Brains all over the wall. *Spartan hears a voice and turns to see a guy running towards a red base.* He yells "Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me! *Then a rocket hit's the blue guy and he blows up* Church stands prisonor on top the Red base. "Caboose! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" *Spartan turns back and thinks it's so familiar.*

[Centurus]

Rodger. Shelia responded *Shelia's turret turns right to Centurus's head, then fires* Eeeewwww. Brains all over the wall. *Spartan hears a voice and turns to see a guy running towards a red base.* He yells "Church! I'm coming to help! Don't start without me! *Then a rocket hit's the blue guy and he blows up* Church stands prisonor on top the Red base. "Caboose! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" *Spartan turns back and thinks it's so familiar.*

You shot my watermelon.  YOU SHOT MY WATERMELON!!!!  *gets naked and assumes control of Shelia and turns all of Shelia's weapons on herself*

[Spartan-039]

*During the rucus, Spartan sneaks to his fighter, gets in and flies to space. He calls Centurus* and says, too bad, I'm the one who pulled the trigger, you destroyed the wrong one.

[Centurus]

*During the rucus, Spartan sneaks to his fighter, gets in and flies to space. He calls Centurus* and says, too bad, I'm the one who pulled the trigger, you destroyed the wrong one.

Actually, I didn't.  And I rigged your fighter with a specially designed AI, and gave it Fran Drescher's voice.

[Spartan-039]

Ok, but you can't catch me now! I'm now in a alternate dimension and you'll never find me. Oh no...............