A kinda funny story i found
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"A man who dressed up as Darth Vader
and attacked the founder of Britain's
first Jedi church has been spared
from going to jail.
The man, 27, donned a black cape and
bin bag and confronted Barney Jones
with a metal crutch while Jones and
his cousin were filming themselves
playing with light sabres.
The duo attained a form of fame after
publicity about their church.
Vadar, who has a chronic alcohol
problem, jumped over a garden wall
and launched the assault on the Star
Wars fans, bellowing "Darth Vader" as
he hit Mr Jones over the head and
punched his cousin in the thigh.
A local Magistrates sentenced the
wanna be dark lord to two months in
jail, suspended for a year, after
hearing that the crutch wielding
lunatic, was drunk during the attack
and did not know anything of it until
the dark forces of the authorities
called on him.
His solicitor told the court he was
doing his best to win his battle with
the bottle.
"He knows his behaviour was wrong and
didn't want it to happen but he has no
recollection of it."
He was ordered to pay £100 to each
of his Jedi victims."