Topic: Nerd joke +2 others

[Sirgod]

So.. Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar.

Heisenberg pauses and then says, "From the fact that we are all here, I can infer that this is a joke, but cannot determine whether or not it is funny."

Gödel thinks about it for a moment and goes, "No, we can't tell if the joke is funny because we're inside it. If we could observe ourselves from the outside, we would know."

Chomsky sighs and shakes his head. "No, no," he says, "the joke is funny. You're just telling it wrong."

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Question: What do you get when you cross a postmodernist with a mafia boss?

Answer: An offer you can't understand

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar..

The first one orders a beer.
The second one orders half a beer.
The third one orders a quarter of a beer.

The bartender pulls out two beers and says, "f*ck you guys."

Stephen

[stoneyface]

yes but Schrödinger's cat says the punchline is both dead and not dead!

[Sirgod]

Hehe. Yes he does.

Stephen

[marstone]

That is only until the punch line is observed, then it will take a state of funny or not.

[Kreeargh]

Head ache a comeith.