Topic: I like pie

[Just plain old Punisher]

Fellas, do remember that Ten Forward is open to guests.

Strangers?! HERE?!

WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!

CIRCLE THE WAGONS! BREAK OUT THE SMALL ARMS AND AMMO! PREPARE THE NUDY MAGAZINES!!!

[Centurus]

Fellas, do remember that Ten Forward is open to guests.

And guests will witness a dignified discussion about such things as the value of hookers, the proper preparation of zombie flesh as well as what to serve with it, and anal leakage.  I see no problem.

*pats Knightstorm on the head and gives him a solid gold cookie with platinum chips*

[Centurus]

Fellas, do remember that Ten Forward is open to guests.

Strangers?! HERE?!

WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!

CIRCLE THE WAGONS! BREAK OUT THE SMALL ARMS AND AMMO! PREPARE THE NUDY MAGAZINES!!!

No no no, we don't circle the wagons, we square the wagons.  Put them in a square, so it takes them longer to walk around us.

*breaks out the pictures of Stephen in the grass skirt*

We're ready for them!!!

[Just plain old Punisher]

NAY YOU FOOL! WE PLACE OUR WAGONS IN A RIGHT TRIANGLE FORMATION!!

WE SHALL CHOAK THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD!!

[Centurus]

NAY YOU FOOL! WE PLACE OUR WAGONS IN A RIGHT TRIANGLE FORMATION!!

WE SHALL CHOAK THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD!!

Hmmm.....choking their rivers with our dead.  Hmmmm.....very tempting idea.  I'm split between that, and just me bathing in their rivers. 

And the right triangle isn't enough.  We need an isosolese (sp?) triangle.  That way we can war, and learn geometry.   

[knightstorm]

NAY YOU FOOL! WE PLACE OUR WAGONS IN A RIGHT TRIANGLE FORMATION!!

WE SHALL CHOAK THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD!!

Lets just break out the guns and cap those fools.

[Nemesis]

WE SHALL CHOAK THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD!!

That is where you go wrong.  The proper way is to:

Choke their rivers with their dead.  Unless you are Kzin of course.

[Centurus]

WE SHALL CHOAK THEIR RIVERS WITH OUR DEAD!!

That is where you go wrong.  The proper way is to:

Choke their rivers with their dead.  Unless you are Kzin of course.

Na.  I've got plans for their dead.  As for our dead, I kinda screwed them up too much when they were alive, so they're of no use to me dead, so we either give them funerals, or choke others rivers with our dead.

Either way, I've got plans for their dead.