Topic: I like pie

[Nemesis]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

You just noticed that?

[Nemesis]

Only you and Stumpy.  The rest I'm pretty sure are glad to see me gone.

I haven't been in H&S much myself lately or I would need to be added to that list.   I find that periodically I must take a "rest" from H&S, now is one of those times. 

[Centurus]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

You just noticed that?

Take it easy on him.  He's had to deal with me for a long time.  Researchers are still trying to determine the long term effects such and experience has on the human mind.

[Nemesis]

Take it easy on him.  He's had to deal with me for a long time.  Researchers are still trying to determine the long term effects such and experience has on the human mind.

Now you sound like my friends and co-workers talking about me.  That is scary.

[CaptStumpy]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

Come back to H&S =P

We miss you.

Only you and Stumpy.  The rest I'm pretty sure are glad to see me gone.

Yessss....Feel their hate. It only makes you stronger...Come to the dark side and take your place at Punisher's side. It is your destiny!

[Centurus]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

Come back to H&S =P

We miss you.

Only you and Stumpy.  The rest I'm pretty sure are glad to see me gone.

Yessss....Feel their hate. It only makes you stronger...Come to the dark side and take your place at Punisher's side. It is your destiny!

Actually it's the other way around.  :-p  He's always at my side.  Now if only I could keep him from humping my leg all the time.

[Centurus]

Take it easy on him.  He's had to deal with me for a long time.  Researchers are still trying to determine the long term effects such and experience has on the human mind.

Now you sound like my friends and co-workers talking about me.  That is scary.

I told you before to stop pretending to be me.  Now you must pay me 35 bucks a month.  MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nemesis]

I told you before to stop pretending to be me.  Now you must pay me 35 bucks a month.  MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since you're younger than me that means you're pretending to be me.  So you pay me.

[Centurus]

I told you before to stop pretending to be me.  Now you must pay me 35 bucks a month.  MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since you're younger than me that means you're pretending to be me.  So you pay me.

Nice try.  I was like this since I was born, so therefore, you are pretending to be me.  You must pay me, or else I'll start doing the Tango in a speedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*loves his new keyboard*

[Nemesis]

Good try junior but I've been "odd" longer than you've been alive.  Go ahead with the Tango as long as you stay south of the border.

[Centurus]

Good try junior but I've been "odd" longer than you've been alive.  Go ahead with the Tango as long as you stay south of the border.

Actually, junior is my uncle and cousin.  I wasn't named after anyone.  And I was odd since before I was born.  I passed odd when I was born.

And I'm gonna tango and disco all across the solar system.  And I'm starting with Canada and Montana!!!!!

[Just plain old Punisher]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

Come back to H&S =P

We miss you.

Only you and Stumpy.  The rest I'm pretty sure are glad to see me gone.

Yessss....Feel their hate. It only makes you stronger...Come to the dark side and take your place at Punisher's side. It is your destiny!

Actually it's the other way around.  :-p  He's always at my side.  Now if only I could keep him from humping my leg all the time.

It isn't my fault that your leg is so humpable.

Really, the fault is yours.

[Centurus]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

Come back to H&S =P

We miss you.

Only you and Stumpy.  The rest I'm pretty sure are glad to see me gone.

Yessss....Feel their hate. It only makes you stronger...Come to the dark side and take your place at Punisher's side. It is your destiny!

Actually it's the other way around.  :-p  He's always at my side.  Now if only I could keep him from humping my leg all the time.

It isn't my fault that your leg is so humpable.

Really, the fault is yours.

I suppose your right.  But you don't have to staple beef jerky to my leg all the time.

[Just plain old Punisher]

I always like to have a snack after sex, you know that.

[Centurus]

I always like to have a snack after sex, you know that.

This is true.  But normally is zombie flesh.  Not beef jerky.

[Just plain old Punisher]

Beef jerkey, dried flesh of a human zombee...same diff.

[Centurus]

Beef jerkey, dried flesh of a human zombee...same diff.

Not really, cause 1.) zombie flesh isn't dried, just whethered and chewy cause it's still decomposing, and 2.) beef jerky gives me heartburn and is tough as hell, and expensive to boot.

[Just plain old Punisher]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

[Centurus]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

When you cure your zombie flesh, you remove the flavor and tenderness of the flesh.  *smacks Punisher with a rubber chicken and turns him into Michael Jackson and has him redo the Thriller music video*

[marstone]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

When you cure your zombie flesh, you remove the flavor and tenderness of the flesh.  *smacks Punisher with a rubber chicken and turns him into Michael Jackson and has him redo the Thriller music video*

Remove tenderness maybe, but only if you smoke it to long.  As for flavor, well, a good smoke will add much to the flavor of zombee flesh.

(Hmmm, what wine would go with zombee flesh?? or is it a beer that goes well with it.)