Topic: I like pie

[Just plain old Punisher]

I prefer pie to cake. Don't you? Cake is cake, but pie is pie, and well pie is better than cake.

Hookers are better than pie, which means that hookers are better than cake as well -- but not always. Some of the time pie is better than hookers, but usually not cake, so pie can be better than hookers, but never cake.

It's refreshing to have constants in ones life.

Pie will always be better than cake, and sometimes it's better than hookers.

[Centurus]

Ahhh, but is pie better than poonanny when you haven't gotten laid in several aeons.

[knightstorm]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

[Centurus]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

[knightstorm]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

[Centurus]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

I don't care how much she was or wasn't worth.  She was still pretty damn fine.  Not my absolute ultimate choice in women, but damn, wouldn't kick her out of bed.

[Beeblebrox]

I prefer pie to cake. Don't you? Cake is cake, but pie is pie, and well pie is better than cake.

Hookers are better than pie, which means that hookers are better than cake as well -- but not always. Some of the time pie is better than hookers, but usually not cake, so pie can be better than hookers, but never cake.

It's refreshing to have constants in ones life.

Pie will always be better than cake, and sometimes it's better than hookers.

You know you've been watching too many mobster films when you hear pie as.....pie....and cake as sniff.  Damn you, Scorcese!  Damn you, David Chase!!  Damn you, DeNiro and Pesche!!

 

[knightstorm]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

I don't care how much she was or wasn't worth.  She was still pretty damn fine.  Not my absolute ultimate choice in women, but damn, wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Neither would I, but I wouldn't pay $5,500 for an hour with her either.

[Just plain old Punisher]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

I don't care how much she was or wasn't worth.  She was still pretty damn fine.  Not my absolute ultimate choice in women, but damn, wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Neither would I, but I wouldn't pay $5,500 for an hour with her either.

How much would you pay?

[Centurus]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

I don't care how much she was or wasn't worth.  She was still pretty damn fine.  Not my absolute ultimate choice in women, but damn, wouldn't kick her out of bed.

Neither would I, but I wouldn't pay $5,500 for an hour with her either.

How much would you pay?

*dives around his room and collects any and all dollar bills and loose change he can find*

Right now I can afford $17.23, and a black lump of something squishy that may or may not have been alive at one time.

[Nemesis]

Neither would I, but I wouldn't pay $5,500 for an hour with her either.

How much would you pay?

It seems Punisher plans some moonlighting.

[Dracho]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

Yeah.. and a BMW doesn't seem worth more than an Audi either... until you drive it.   

[Centurus]

Have you been talking to Eliot Spitzer?

I wish.  He's got great taste in pootang.

I would disagree.  She was definitely not worth $5,500.

Yeah.. and a BMW doesn't seem worth more than an Audi either... until you drive it.   

Nice one.

[S'Raek]

Who doesn't like pie?  Strawberry pie, pecan pie, apple pie, chocolate cream pie, peach pie.....there's something there for everyone!  And pie isn't all dry and crumbly like cake.  In order to make cake worth eating you have to  put ice cream on it. 

[Just plain old Punisher]

Neither would I, but I wouldn't pay $5,500 for an hour with her either.

How much would you pay?

It seems Punisher plans some moonlighting.

Bah!

Who doesn't enjoy a little haggling?!

[Centurus]

Neither would I, but I wouldn't pay $5,500 for an hour with her either.

How much would you pay?

It seems Punisher plans some moonlighting.

Bah!

Who doesn't enjoy a little haggling?!

Little haggling?  *pictures Punisher dressed up as a midget hag*

[Just plain old Punisher]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

[Centurus]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

[Just plain old Punisher]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

Come back to H&S =P

We miss you.

[Centurus]

Ah here, I found the problem.

Your imagination was set to "wierd".

What do you mean "set to"?  It only comes in weird.

Come back to H&S =P

We miss you.

Only you and Stumpy.  The rest I'm pretty sure are glad to see me gone.