Topic: I like pie

[Beeblebrox]

I would imagine you'd want a good stout lager or a nice dark beer with zombie flesh.

[Just plain old Punisher]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

When you cure your zombie flesh, you remove the flavor and tenderness of the flesh.  *smacks Punisher with a rubber chicken and turns him into Michael Jackson and has him redo the Thriller music video*

Sometimes I wonder if MADD and the NAACP combined into one organization -- would they call themselves Mothers against the advancement of colored people?

[knightstorm]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

When you cure your zombie flesh, you remove the flavor and tenderness of the flesh.  *smacks Punisher with a rubber chicken and turns him into Michael Jackson and has him redo the Thriller music video*

Remove tenderness maybe, but only if you smoke it to long.  As for flavor, well, a good smoke will add much to the flavor of zombee flesh.

(Hmmm, what wine would go with zombee flesh?? or is it a beer that goes well with it.)

I enjoy my zombie flesh with some fava beans and a glass of chianti.

[Centurus]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

When you cure your zombie flesh, you remove the flavor and tenderness of the flesh.  *smacks Punisher with a rubber chicken and turns him into Michael Jackson and has him redo the Thriller music video*

Sometimes I wonder if MADD and the NAACP combined into one organization -- would they call themselves Mothers against the advancement of colored people?

No, it's Mothers Against The Advancement Of Drunk Driving Colored People, and Ted Kennedy.

[Centurus]

Bah! You just haven't cured your zombee flesh right!

I got a zombee flesh smokehouse last year, and I never looked back!

When you cure your zombie flesh, you remove the flavor and tenderness of the flesh.  *smacks Punisher with a rubber chicken and turns him into Michael Jackson and has him redo the Thriller music video*

Remove tenderness maybe, but only if you smoke it to long.  As for flavor, well, a good smoke will add much to the flavor of zombee flesh.

(Hmmm, what wine would go with zombee flesh?? or is it a beer that goes well with it.)

Keep in mind when human flesh becomes zombie flesh, you automatically reduce what you can or can't do with the flesh in terms of curing it while retaining flavor and tenderness.  Unless the zombie flesh you're using is from someone that's only been a zombie for no more than 5 minutes.  5 minutes tends to be the time period in where most of the flesh is still identical to regular human flesh, but as the zombification process continues past that point, it rapidly becomes more like the flesh from a person that's been dead for at least 10 years.

At that point, zombie flesh undergoes a period of slow decomposition, so the zombie doesn't decompose into a giant lump of sludge bile with no decernable tissues or bones.

And apple cider with some cinnamon goes nicely with zombie flesh.  It brings out the ultimate flavor.

[Beeblebrox]

Sometimes I wonder if MADD and the NAACP combined into one organization -- would they call themselves Mothers against the advancement of colored people?

That's it; decision made.  I'm going to fall into line with the 21st century race aesthetic.  From now on I will only refer to African-Americans and Hispanics as "colored people".  In fact I'd like to start right away by stating that Barack Obama is the finest colored man I have encountered up to this point in my life.  (Is it taking things too far if I just shorten that and simply refer to African-Americans as "coloreds"?) 

I enjoy my zombie flesh with some fava beans and a glass of chianti.

No!  No!!  NO!!!  When will you fools learn?!  It's chianti with liver.  The strong flavor of zombie flesh requires a darker, smokier liquor like scotch whiskey.

[Centurus]

Sometimes I wonder if MADD and the NAACP combined into one organization -- would they call themselves Mothers against the advancement of colored people?

That's it; decision made.  I'm going to fall into line with the 21st century race aesthetic.  From now on I will only refer to African-Americans and Hispanics as "colored people".  In fact I'd like to start right away by stating that Barack Obama is the finest colored man I have encountered up to this point in my life.  (Is it taking things too far if I just shorten that and simply refer to African-Americans as "coloreds"?) 

I enjoy my zombie flesh with some fava beans and a glass of chianti.

No!  No!!  NO!!!  When will you fools learn?!  It's chianti with liver.  The strong flavor of zombie flesh requires a darker, smokier liquor like scotch whiskey.

*smacks Beeblebrox with a rubber chicken and turns him into Star Jones' crotch*

[Just plain old Punisher]

What can you expect centur? The man has absolutly no taste!

[Centurus]

What can you expect centur? The man has absolutly no taste!

Taste is one thing.  A working neuron, quite another.  :-D

Speaking of taste, what happened to the spare Borg body parts I had in the fridge?  It's Murray's birthday next week, and he and all the rubber chickens love Borg.

[knightstorm]

What can you expect centur? The man has absolutly no taste!

Taste is one thing.  A working neuron, quite another.  :-D

Speaking of taste, what happened to the spare Borg body parts I had in the fridge?  It's Murray's birthday next week, and he and all the rubber chickens love Borg.

Borg meat is horrible.  Too many wires running through it.  If you want good meat, try Ferengi.  All of those tube grubs make them so succulent. 

[Centurus]

What can you expect centur? The man has absolutly no taste!

Taste is one thing.  A working neuron, quite another.  :-D

Speaking of taste, what happened to the spare Borg body parts I had in the fridge?  It's Murray's birthday next week, and he and all the rubber chickens love Borg.

Borg meat is horrible.  Too many wires running through it.  If you want good meat, try Ferengi.  All of those tube grubs make them so succulent. 

To my rubber chicken, Borg is like a choice cut of steak, cooked to perfection by the gods.  I use Ferengi meat as washing tools for when I'm cleaning down certain starships of people I really don't like.  Corrodes the hull quite quickly.  MUAHAHA!!!!!!

[Dracho]

I used to like pie..

then I read this thread...

[Centurus]

I used to like pie..

then I read this thread...

Kinda reminds me of the time you were crying in fear when you found out that there are natural redhead latin women.

[Just plain old Punisher]

I used to like pie..

then I read this thread...

I aim to please.

Now that I have your attention, perhaps you'd like to hear about my opinions on beer...?

[Centurus]

I used to like pie..

then I read this thread...

I aim to please.

Now that I have your attention, perhaps you'd like to hear about my opinions on beer...?

That the yellow and various colors that beers around the world come in is due to what color urine is placed in it, and whether or not it has a reddish tint is based on if there was blood in the mix?

Or does it have something to do with the fact that I use radioactive dyes to secretly place all of humanity in a situation where I can easily control their minds through radiowaves and mindless sports programs.

[Just plain old Punisher]

Radioactive dye? That's nothing! Punisher Industries was responsible for the creation of cholestra!!!

Anal leakage anyone?

[Centurus]

Radioactive dye? That's nothing! Punisher Industries was responsible for the creation of cholestra!!!

Anal leakage anyone?

Oh that's nothing.  I was having anal leakage long before the invention of that stuff.  Besides, all Punisher Industries did was invent a very expensive way to make people fatter.  Hell, you could have invested on subliminal messages to make people eat more and save a ton of money in the process.  End results would have been the same.  That's why I was able to outbid you on that auction last year for that quantum particle accelerator.  Makes great popcorn.

However, to recoup your losses, I suggest that you switch to Geiko.

[Dracho]

Fellas, do remember that Ten Forward is open to guests.

[Centurus]

Fellas, do remember that Ten Forward is open to guests.

We know.  Why do you think we're keeping the insanity down to a minimum. 

*looks at Pun*  Whenever we think of others, it always goes unnoticed.  Why do we bother?

[knightstorm]

Fellas, do remember that Ten Forward is open to guests.

And guests will witness a dignified discussion about such things as the value of hookers, the proper preparation of zombie flesh as well as what to serve with it, and anal leakage.  I see no problem.