I don't have any money for you, but I was recently contacted by a Nigerian diplomat who has $10M locked up overseas.
You need only front him some small amount to free the funds. When he asks you to fly to Nigeria to pick up your share, be sure to not bother with a passport and don't tell anyone where you are going.
I'll forward his email if you like.....
OK, for the feeble-minded. I'm kidding.
However, enough people actually fall for this that it is a big business.