My dirty underwear can stand up to that so called army of evil.

Even such a foul thing would be no match for digger, rover, shelby, and all of their friends.
Oh no? Those little "monsters" used to be cabbage patch kids, but when I kidnapped them and made them wash 1 pair of my underwear that had been in the hamper for 3 weeks, the cabbage patch kids mutated into those things you advocate currently.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!