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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2008, 11:19:09 pm »
Comm tap re-established, cap'n!

Good lad!  Now start pipin' the good stuff.  We need 'em distracted just long enough to charge the <bzzzzzzttt!!> and target their bzzztfweeee!!

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2008, 12:04:31 am »
I've heard there are a lot of Battlestar Galatica fans out there.  (God knows why.  They should stick with good science fiction like The Prisoner, Doctor Who, or the annual State of the Union addresses.)  Here's a story about the upcoming season 4 including SPOILERS and some information about the upcoming prequel which is set 50 years prior to the current series.  (Did they really turn Starbuck into a woman?  Christ!  I bet she plays the Barbara Streisand version of The Vagina Monologue on those long trips in her starfighter.)

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/last-night-the.html

And here is a small preview clip for season 4. 

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/02/brand-new-battl.html
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 06:57:15 am »
He's black.  He's bold.  He's Boss......Boss N#####!

Ordinarily I wouldn't even consider posting something with this word in it but this is so good and so cheesey that I just couldn't pass it up. 

(Mild language including the dreaded "N" word.)



I wonder if there's any chance we could get Louis Farahkan or Al Sharpton to adopt the movie theme as their theme song.  Just imagine Sharpton press conferences with that as the background music.

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« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2008, 08:37:03 am »
It was exactly this sort of oppressive micro-managing that made me get out of the workplace and start my own shop.




Behold the complete disconnect between historical myths and the living reality.  (I bet Mother Teresa was the same way.)




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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 09:43:47 pm »
In direct retaliation for the excremental series 4 Doctor Who opener tonight I'd like to give something to the fans that will take the bad taste out of their mouths.  Anyone remember when Doctor Who was actually allowed to be scary





   Possibly the best retelling of the Frankenstein myth ever done. 
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2008, 05:49:23 pm »
I bring you what you crave!  SEX!  DRUGS!!  And HOUSE!!!



(I had this filed under "Music I wish I was cool enough to like but I actually think is crap.")

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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2008, 02:02:48 am »
For fans of the Watchmen graphic novel I have the latest and greatest breaking news about the upcoming film.  Voila the video web journal on the production.  The focus in this issue is the sets.  You'll get a peek at Dr. Manhattan's military lab and his New York apartment.  There may be possible SPOILERS here.  So, if you're looking to keep absolutely all the surprise intact, you may want to avoid this.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=43692
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2008, 12:55:38 pm »
Poker:  If it was for everyone then everyone would be doing it.



Dating:  The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.



Quick!  Someone call CBS and pitch this medical drama!  Haven't you had enough of ER yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7samYP0uKE (Embedding disabled, limit reached)
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2008, 01:41:04 pm »
Dating:  The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw


Haha, I didn't think the Average guy would be funny but he was hilarious!

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #29 on: April 16, 2008, 01:51:25 am »
"'Allo, Nighthawk...'Allo, Nighthawk..."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4&feature=PlayList&p=417DC53EF5B315FD&index=0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

"A glass of water for Mr. Granger!"

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #30 on: April 16, 2008, 03:54:48 pm »
A dark, smokey bar.  It's way past your bedtime.  You've had 3 drinks over your usual limit.  You really should get home; the crew will be worried.  Then, suddenly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vI_XMn-tRc&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)


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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2008, 10:17:43 am »
If you like old time radio you'll love this site.  I spent all last night listening to Jack Benny and Gildersleeve.  Oh, and the Sci-Fi radio channel rocks.  The other night I heard a great radio play adaptation of a Robert Heinlein short story.

http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi?site=..&searchdesc=&searchgenre=old%2520time%2520radio&x=4&y=14
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2008, 01:59:35 pm »
Given what this (presumably) sincere gentleman is saying he really should have picked anything other than a banana.  I almost soiled myself from laughing so hard when he said, "The contents don't squirt you in the face.".

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2008, 07:22:24 am »
Bitchy housewives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70CQkitT5o&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)  (One medium-strength swear word used for comic effect.)

Can you remember what the capital of Nebraska is?  Neither can I...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=greCg3uMHSE&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2008, 02:39:39 am »
No one does sneering contempt quite as well as the King of Cool and the Titan of Tough Guys:  Humphrey Bogart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxNYZdQaC44&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's crazy people...


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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2008, 03:04:55 pm »
I can't tell if these articles are supposed to be funny or not but I laughed until I cried.

(Warning:  While there are no dirty words here the subjects discussed are adult in nature.)

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2008, 11:02:59 pm »
You can ordery anything off the internet these days.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2008, 11:01:28 am »
For those who have been watching season 4 of Doctor Who I have at treat.  The BBC released a B trailer that is only available in the UK.  I managed to intercept a subspace mail packet and get a copy of it.  Savor it because 12 Andorians, a Deltan, and 4 Vulcans died to bring it to you.  If you're looking to stay unspoiled for this season I recommend you not click on the link.   

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2008, 01:25:49 am »
Welcome to movie night, ladies and gentlemen.  Tonight we have a grand classic film about a grand classic man.  Poet, swordsman, musician, playwright.  The agony booths are on hot standby to accomodate anyone using a communication device during the picture.   

Out swords and to work with all!

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2008, 12:04:24 pm »
It was either laugh or cry with this one.  Thank goodness for proprietary Greed Syndicate Herbal Smoking Mixtures.

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