Topic: Giggles From The Syndicate (Read 12609 times)

Beeblebrox · « **on:** January 08, 2008, 10:07:37 pm »

We here at the Greed Syndicate strive to provide our potential customers with what they need even before they know they need it. As a way of reducing tensions that can rise amongst the crew on those long and onerous patrols the Syndicate has graciously provided humerous material for the crew's use. (Because if your crew is laughing they're not paying attention to the long range sensors...)

Check this subspace frequency often for updates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPHP0QkL130&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aTjof5fqQo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZscJKRuPkqo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwXGCY0Avpg&feature=related

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2008, 10:23:10 pm »

Music from the Mirror, Mirror universe. Elvis assassinates Led Zeppelin and Bob Marley and becomes even more hugely popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LI4TUucW4

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:35:43 am »

Discipline is important and no allowances will be made for ignorance of the rules. You have been warned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeguUvuDzs&feature=related

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:53:19 am »

Everyone has to have a hobby. What's yours?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRb3u0PtEZE&feature=related

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #4 on:** January 12, 2008, 12:11:08 am »

Surely the Klingons have had similar conversations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5WoLnOOlU

Poor old Donitz...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcQpj2XUsc8&feature=related

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #5 on:** January 12, 2008, 09:34:42 am »

Meanwhile, in the holodeck of the S.P.S. Confiscatory...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVlsMLOejH0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gDeGdQ3rM&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2008, 03:37:50 am »

This isn't a giggle but I think I can assure that you will at least smile.

http://www.fancast.com/videos/star%20trek

All 78, including the truly excremental Spock's Brain.

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2008, 09:36:10 am »

"This is, as they say, the moment of not telling too many lies."

http://www.stage6.com/user/finestever/video/2011267/The-Young-Ones-1x06---Flood

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2008, 08:39:19 am »

Welcome to movie night. Anyone caught using a communications device during the show will receive twice normal duration in the Booth. Popcorn is 2 credits and watch out for the Dire Wraiths necking in aisle D.

http://www.stage6.com/Public-Domain-Filme/video/2117444/Voyage-to-the-Prehistoric-Planet-(1965)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2008, 12:34:26 am »

I want a green clarinet for Christmas this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQBAKKJvBo (Embedding disabled, limit reached) (One mild swear word at the end.)

News flash!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkAuDaLKpI&NR=1 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

I would have had these for you Monday but I was swamped by my role as the laziest white man on the planet.

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:14:09 am »

Beef stock in the chocolate mousse? Bleagh.

http://www.stage6.com/user/jazzique/video/2138258/Chef,-Episode-1:-Personnel

And continuing this morning's culinary theme...

http://www.stage6.com/Random-Movies/video/2095303/Duck_Soup

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2008, 02:20:40 pm »

And now we go back in time to fifth grade.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8knlKqClc (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2008, 12:14:58 pm »

"Anytime you think you can bluff me, Doctor!....."

http://www.stage6.com/user/Broadbandinacan/video/2053711/Star-Trek---TOS---The-Corbomite-Maneuver

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2008, 05:23:34 pm »

Possibly one of the best pieces of science fiction, both novel and TV movie, ever produced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO0SK7Y-35o&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2008, 11:34:29 pm »

It's important to have a positive self image.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtZciPYFfE (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

People ask me why I don't eat in the ship's galley...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4 (Embedding disabled, limit reached) (Warning: Extreme comedy violence.)

And just for fun, a demonstration of Kung Fu levers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2GFAqR4qZk&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2008, 11:01:38 am »

A few quickies today since my Tholian overlords are keeping me on the go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDXKPxef7qg&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

This one is kind of dumb but I defy you to prevent yourself laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtbjH8Tm4fM&NR=1 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

It's important to get in touch with your feelings......you B*****D!! (Warning: Very mild language.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFjhXPa4nI (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2008, 12:39:20 pm »

I just couldn't resist bringing this one to you. Yes, that's right: With the application of a little (a lot) of money you can have a genuine witch cast all sorts of spells to assist you with your life. Need money, a promotion, or true love? They've got you covered! They'll even cast your chosen spell(s) twice or three times in order to give that extra push to the magic.

If I find out someone here buys one of these things I'll strap them to a warp nacelle and vent my drive plasma.

http://www.mistressofmagic.com/allspells.html

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2008, 02:46:59 pm »

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2008, 02:52:39 pm »

It's a lazy Sunday afternoon here on the Syndicate Throneworld. We've just gotten word that Simon "Shaun of the Dead" Pegg has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Trek movie. In honor of that here is an episode from his latest television effort.

(Warning: Bad language, including a few uses of the "F" word. Adult situations predominate. Very definitely not safe for work.)

http://www.stage6.com/user/gisco/video/1457451/Spaced-02x02

We've been hearing rumors that there will be a Next Generation Remastered release similar to the one for TOS. There will be a few surprises when the deleted scenes are put back into their repsective episodes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azQkuGN2jx0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is. There's no crying in piracy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZd_XOtLqx8&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Ok, some of this is really funny....but I'm pretty sure this guy was elected "Most likely to be mopped out of the bottom of a tree shredder" in high school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qveMojbVp0A (Embedding disabled, limit reached) (One very mild swear word.)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #19 on:** February 27, 2008, 03:39:39 pm »

Sometimes in life we are left with no other choice but to beat the living hell out of a big angry uniformed Jap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW34yJXbcf4&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #20 on:** March 14, 2008, 11:19:09 pm »

Comm tap re-established, cap'n!

Good lad! Now start pipin' the good stuff. We need 'em distracted just long enough to charge the <bzzzzzzttt!!> and target their bzzztfweeee!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NETYacbzD0&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2008, 12:04:31 am »

I've heard there are a lot of Battlestar Galatica fans out there. (God knows why. They should stick with good science fiction like The Prisoner, Doctor Who, or the annual State of the Union addresses.) Here's a story about the upcoming season 4 including SPOILERS and some information about the upcoming prequel which is set 50 years prior to the current series. (Did they really turn Starbuck into a woman? Christ! I bet she plays the Barbara Streisand version of The Vagina Monologue on those long trips in her starfighter.)

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/last-night-the.html

And here is a small preview clip for season 4.

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/02/brand-new-battl.html

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2008, 06:57:15 am »

He's black. He's bold. He's Boss......Boss N#####!

Ordinarily I wouldn't even consider posting something with this word in it but this is so good and so cheesey that I just couldn't pass it up.

(Mild language including the dreaded "N" word.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amiUs_fLoio&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

I wonder if there's any chance we could get Louis Farahkan or Al Sharpton to adopt the movie theme as their theme song. Just imagine Sharpton press conferences with that as the background music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amiUs_fLoio&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #23 on:** March 29, 2008, 08:37:03 am »

It was exactly this sort of oppressive micro-managing that made me get out of the workplace and start my own shop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Behold the complete disconnect between historical myths and the living reality. (I bet Mother Teresa was the same way.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWtXSKSQSY&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #24 on:** April 05, 2008, 09:43:47 pm »

In direct retaliation for the excremental series 4 Doctor Who opener tonight I'd like to give something to the fans that will take the bad taste out of their mouths. Anyone remember when Doctor Who was actually allowed to be scary?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnfQa8GMzH0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNA1esAcSD0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached) Possibly the best retelling of the Frankenstein myth ever done.

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #25 on:** April 10, 2008, 05:49:23 pm »

I bring you what you crave! SEX! DRUGS!! And HOUSE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4x7NzP68Qg&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

(I had this filed under "Music I wish I was cool enough to like but I actually think is crap.")

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2008, 02:02:48 am »

For fans of the Watchmen graphic novel I have the latest and greatest breaking news about the upcoming film. Voila the video web journal on the production. The focus in this issue is the sets. You'll get a peek at Dr. Manhattan's military lab and his New York apartment. There may be possible SPOILERS here. So, if you're looking to keep absolutely all the surprise intact, you may want to avoid this.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=43692

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2008, 12:55:38 pm »

Poker: If it was for everyone then everyone would be doing it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xUjb9F98RU (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Dating: The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Quick! Someone call CBS and pitch this medical drama! Haven't you had enough of ER yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7samYP0uKE (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Roychipoqua_Mace · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:41:04 pm »

Quote from: Beeblebrox on April 14, 2008, 12:55:38 pm

Dating: The Slick, the Average, and the Bumbling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlw8Oggj0fw

Haha, I didn't think the Average guy would be funny but he was hilarious!

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #29 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:51:25 am »

"'Allo, Nighthawk...'Allo, Nighthawk..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkz1ecxrQO4&feature=PlayList&p=417DC53EF5B315FD&index=0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

"A glass of water for Mr. Granger!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Mr0crl93A0&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #30 on:** April 16, 2008, 03:54:48 pm »

A dark, smokey bar. It's way past your bedtime. You've had 3 drinks over your usual limit. You really should get home; the crew will be worried. Then, suddenly...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vI_XMn-tRc&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #31 on:** April 26, 2008, 10:17:43 am »

If you like old time radio you'll love this site. I spent all last night listening to Jack Benny and Gildersleeve. Oh, and the Sci-Fi radio channel rocks. The other night I heard a great radio play adaptation of a Robert Heinlein short story.

http://www.live365.com/cgi-bin/directory.cgi?site=..&searchdesc=&searchgenre=old%2520time%2520radio&x=4&y=14

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #32 on:** April 30, 2008, 01:59:35 pm »

Given what this (presumably) sincere gentleman is saying he really should have picked anything other than a banana. I almost soiled myself from laughing so hard when he said, "The contents don't squirt you in the face.".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #33 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:22:24 am »

Bitchy housewives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_70CQkitT5o&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached) (One medium-strength swear word used for comic effect.)

Can you remember what the capital of Nebraska is? Neither can I...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=greCg3uMHSE&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2008, 02:39:39 am »

No one does sneering contempt quite as well as the King of Cool and the Titan of Tough Guys: Humphrey Bogart:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxNYZdQaC44&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's crazy people...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7_4o_6IM0o (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #35 on:** June 02, 2008, 03:04:55 pm »

I can't tell if these articles are supposed to be funny or not but I laughed until I cried.

(Warning: While there are no dirty words here the subjects discussed are adult in nature.)

http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #36 on:** June 10, 2008, 11:02:59 pm »

You can ordery anything off the internet these days.

http://www.futurehorizons.net/time.htm

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #37 on:** June 23, 2008, 11:01:28 am »

For those who have been watching season 4 of Doctor Who I have at treat. The BBC released a B trailer that is only available in the UK. I managed to intercept a subspace mail packet and get a copy of it. Savor it because 12 Andorians, a Deltan, and 4 Vulcans died to bring it to you. If you're looking to stay unspoiled for this season I recommend you not click on the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5X0hjX3AX0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:25:49 am »

Welcome to movie night, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we have a grand classic film about a grand classic man. Poet, swordsman, musician, playwright. The agony booths are on hot standby to accomodate anyone using a communication device during the picture.

Out swords and to work with all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfBmPbaspg0&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:04:24 pm »

It was either laugh or cry with this one. Thank goodness for proprietary Greed Syndicate Herbal Smoking Mixtures.

http://earthdeception.googlepages.com/

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #40 on:** July 29, 2008, 11:13:42 pm »

It's a quickie today as things are hectic for the Syndicate these days. (Hey, those slave girls aren't going to pimp themselves.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E&feature=user (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #41 on:** August 11, 2008, 08:40:10 am »

It's Monday. What better to take the sting out of going back to work than vintage cartoons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufNRm_vxVQ8&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Pronoun trouble...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMupsCPH3M8 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

That's what the man said!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6R5qbn5SF8 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #42 on:** August 13, 2008, 12:18:14 am »

Ok, this is really dumb and about a thousand years out of date but I can't resist posting it. I laughed until my ribs hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36NyoChXmiY&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #43 on:** August 21, 2008, 06:49:09 am »

This is what happens when bookings are difficult to come by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2008, 05:39:23 am »

It's the 21st century! Join us as we enjoy the magic of the transistor!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71FNj4QqAW8&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #45 on:** October 17, 2008, 04:43:26 am »

It's just impossible to find a good contractor these days...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eAo_7EccVo&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #46 on:** October 26, 2008, 03:02:41 pm »

OSHA has absolutely ruined the fun of being a supervillain...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl2jrXsT--I&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Wanker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPp1ghFfI7E&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #47 on:** November 23, 2008, 08:44:47 am »

In case anyone missed it, here is the latest trailer from the upcoming Star Trek XI.

(Please tell me that that isn't Matt Damon playing the young Kirk.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

And for any Doctor Who fans who wander by, I have a site absolutely loaded with spoilers for the Christmas special this year. Also on the site are potentially huge spoilers for next year's 3 specials, and for the season in 2010. Be warned: if you want to remain unspoiled do not click on the link.

http://www.sylvestermccoy.com/newdoctorwho/

(Scroll down a bit for the spoilers.)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2008, 02:47:25 am »

My science officer confiscated this from a Tholian freighter we ~~hijacked~~ aggressively inspected. He laughed so hard and so long that I was forced to beam him into a bulkhead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=channel (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

(An adult concept is used in a humorous manner. There is no foul language but the easily offended should steer clear.)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #49 on:** December 21, 2008, 02:12:25 am »

William Shatner (a.k.a "The Shat") has recently commented on Star Trek XI's failure to hire him for the film. Today the Syndicate has managed to ~~hack~~ intercept a transmission which accurately portrays Shatner's frustration with J.J. Abrams' snub.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fu656gGkhI&eurl=http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=1600&tag=rbxccnbtr1&feature=player_embedded (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

The way music was meant to be heard...turn up the volume, all the way to 10.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3iTBjGp0RY&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #50 on:** December 21, 2008, 10:30:02 am »

There has been an update to the Star Trek XI trailer. This one is slightly longer and boasts an appearance by Leonard "Chinaman Haircut" Nimoy. Has anyone noticed that the U.S.S. Kelvin (NCC-0514) makes the long-loved Akula class canon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl2wQgKr0Bk&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

It's possible that everyone has already seen the picture of the "new" prequel Enterprise. However, just in case you haven't, Syndicate espionage agents have recovered a rendering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUoaFITdfQ4&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Androids are almost too polite for their own good. I bet his farts smell like WD40.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npnHTg33als&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #51 on:** December 24, 2008, 04:55:31 pm »

For the Doctor Who fans who may or not be present, I've ~~raided the BBC with all disruptor blazing~~ found a trailer for the upcoming Christmas special--"The Next Doctor". After the trailer (which does contain one or two spoilers) there is a series of photographs taken during location shooting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxiPaJ2lyNM&feature=related (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

EmeraldEdge · « **Reply #52 on:** December 24, 2008, 06:21:31 pm »

That Shatner clip is funny. I wonder how he distinguishes people apart, because by that standard, Rosie O'Donnel would be just as hot as Salma Hayek. I mean, they both have two arms and legs, breasts, dark hair. Just because ones gut may be a little bigger or the breasts may be a little lower, face a little harsher, doesn't mean that the image of one isn't faithful to the other, right? Any clear thinking individual would not dare make a distinction. I mean if Jessica Alba had a massive unibrow, a huge honker, and big ol' buck teeth in her next film, she'd be just as beautiful, because all the main fundamentals are there, right?

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #53 on:** February 02, 2009, 11:56:52 am »

Here's something special for Bill Hicks fans. David Letterman finally came to his senses and allowed the playing of Bill's last appearance on the Late Show. At the time, Letterman had cut the spot because he felt it was inappropriate. Now, 15 years later, Letterman kisses Bill's mom's ass on national television and plays the spot.

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/video_player/index/php/976782.phtml

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #54 on:** March 01, 2009, 04:54:48 am »

With the economy tanking the employers are finding themselves more and more to be in a buyer's market.

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #55 on:** March 31, 2009, 03:17:13 am »

In case anyone missed it (like I did) here's the latest Star Trek XI trailer now playing in theaters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0xaCB2nLS0 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

Beeblebrox · « **Reply #56 on:** May 12, 2009, 01:30:27 am »

It seems not even the most intimate moments of a President aren't safe from examination in the public forum. Did we really need to know this about Obama and his lovely wife?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE (Embedding disabled, limit reached)

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