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Giggles From The Syndicate
« on: January 08, 2008, 10:07:37 pm »
We here at the Greed Syndicate strive to provide our potential customers with what they need even before they know they need it.  As a way of reducing tensions that can rise amongst the crew on those long and onerous patrols the Syndicate has graciously provided humerous material for the crew's use.  (Because if your crew is laughing they're not paying attention to the long range sensors...)

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 10:23:10 pm »
Music from the Mirror, Mirror universe.  Elvis assassinates Led Zeppelin and Bob Marley and becomes even more hugely popular.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 11:35:43 am »
Discipline is important and no allowances will be made for ignorance of the rules.  You have been warned.


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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 11:53:19 am »
Everyone has to have a hobby.  What's yours? 


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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 12:11:08 am »
Surely the Klingons have had similar conversations.



Poor old Donitz...

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 09:34:42 am »
Meanwhile, in the holodeck of the S.P.S. Confiscatory...




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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2008, 03:37:50 am »
This isn't a giggle but I think I can assure that you will at least smile. 

http://www.fancast.com/videos/star%20trek

All 78, including the truly excremental Spock's Brain.


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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2008, 09:36:10 am »
"This is, as they say, the moment of not telling too many lies."

http://www.stage6.com/user/finestever/video/2011267/The-Young-Ones-1x06---Flood
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 08:39:19 am »
Welcome to movie night.  Anyone caught using a communications device during the show will receive twice normal duration in the Booth.  Popcorn is 2 credits and watch out for the Dire Wraiths necking in aisle D. 

http://www.stage6.com/Public-Domain-Filme/video/2117444/Voyage-to-the-Prehistoric-Planet-(1965)
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 12:34:26 am »
I want a green clarinet for Christmas this year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeQBAKKJvBo (Embedding disabled, limit reached)   (One mild swear word at the end.)


News flash!

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I would have had these for you Monday but I was swamped by my role as the laziest white man on the planet.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2008, 06:14:09 am »
Beef stock in the chocolate mousse?  Bleagh.

http://www.stage6.com/user/jazzique/video/2138258/Chef,-Episode-1:-Personnel

And continuing this morning's culinary theme...


http://www.stage6.com/Random-Movies/video/2095303/Duck_Soup
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2008, 02:20:40 pm »
And now we go back in time to fifth grade.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2008, 12:14:58 pm »
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 05:23:34 pm »
Possibly one of the best pieces of science fiction, both novel and TV movie, ever produced.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2008, 11:34:29 pm »
It's important to have a positive self image.

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People ask me why I don't eat in the ship's galley...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKr1mJWbY_4 (Embedding disabled, limit reached)     (Warning:  Extreme comedy violence.)

And just for fun, a demonstration of Kung Fu levers.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2008, 11:01:38 am »
A few quickies today since my Tholian overlords are keeping me on the go.

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This one is kind of dumb but I defy you to prevent yourself laughing.

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It's important to get in touch with your feelings......you B*****D!!  (Warning:  Very mild language.)

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2008, 12:39:20 pm »
I just couldn't resist bringing this one to you.  Yes, that's right:  With the application of a little (a lot) of money you can have a genuine witch cast all sorts of spells to assist you with your life.  Need money, a promotion, or true love?  They've got you covered!  They'll even cast your chosen spell(s) twice or three times in order to give that extra push to the magic. 

If I find out someone here buys one of these things I'll strap them to a warp nacelle and vent my drive plasma.


http://www.mistressofmagic.com/allspells.html
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2008, 02:46:59 pm »
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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2008, 02:52:39 pm »
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon here on the Syndicate Throneworld.  We've just gotten word that Simon "Shaun of the Dead" Pegg has been cast as Scotty in the upcoming Trek movie.  In honor of that here is an episode from his latest television effort. 

(Warning:  Bad language, including a few uses of the "F" word.  Adult situations predominate.  Very definitely not safe for work.)

http://www.stage6.com/user/gisco/video/1457451/Spaced-02x02

We've been hearing rumors that there will be a Next Generation Remastered release similar to the one for TOS.  There will be a few surprises when the deleted scenes are put back into their repsective episodes.

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Sometimes you just have to tell it like it is.  There's no crying in piracy!!

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Ok, some of this is really funny....but I'm pretty sure this guy was elected "Most likely to be mopped out of the bottom of a tree shredder" in high school.

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Re: Giggles From The Syndicate
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2008, 03:39:39 pm »
Sometimes in life we are left with no other choice but to beat the living hell out of a big angry uniformed Jap.


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